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HF'd adj. Still drunk, and broadcasting one message repeatedly across a considerable distance. Sydni got HF'd and called the taxi from the far end of the street. HFA'd adj. Too drunk to keep the evening's complicated arrangements from becoming simple misunderstandings. Gracjan was HFA'd and treated the pub quiz's tie-breaker as a personal negotiation. HFC'd adj. Too drunk to remain in one social atmosphere, and liable to escape whenever anyone tries to contain the conversation. Shohjahon got HFC'd and dispersed from the dinner table before the toast was finished. HFCS'd adj. Having drunk enough to convert every passing remark into something noticeably sweeter. Dyuti got HFCS'd and called the surly barman an excellent fellow. HFD'd adj. A drinker who regards the contents of the fridge as a complete supper and the sofa as a dining room. Zakri was HFD'd and ate cold leftovers directly from the fridge before requesting water. HFE'd adj. The drunkenness of one who redesigns every social arrangement around personal convenience, then calls it engineering. Abderahmane became HFE'd and reorganised the seating to improve his access to salted nuts. HFGS'd adj. Having drunk enough to discover that the limbs and the morning's more private arrangements are all involved. Davion was HFGS'd, negotiating the stairs carefully and declining to discuss the rest of the syndrome. HFM'd adj. Of a drinker: presenting one carefully maintained expression while the rest of the face negotiates with gravity. Pola was HFM'd by midnight, smiling at Teneca while one cheek pursued its own evening. HFO'd adj. Drunk and burning slowly through the morning, dense, dark, and unsuitable for quick manoeuvres. Auben was HFO'd, producing heat steadily but making no useful progress towards the front door. HFR'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through each remaining decision at an increased frame rate. Beatris got HFR'd and changed seats three times before the song ended. HFT'd adj. Softened by drink into making high-frequency trades between the sofa and kitchen, none of them profitable. Luvia was HFT'd and exchanged cushions, biscuits and water at increasingly poor rates. HFV'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating every vague complaint as a newly discovered virus. Shonique became HFV'd and announced that the landlord had caught something initialled. HFmrEF'd adj. Of a drinker: maintaining a respectable outward performance while the evening's output has fallen noticeably. Malky looked HFmrEF'd after the third round, speaking confidently but producing very little movement. HFpEF'd adj. Of a drinker who has preserved the appearance of competence despite producing no useful progress homewards. Edisha stayed HFpEF'd through the coats, retaining excellent posture and losing the taxi receipt. HFrEF'd adj. Describing a drinker who produces less and less forward motion after each additional round. Shakoria became HFrEF'd between the pub and the bus stop, advancing chiefly during announcements.