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HG'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a condition resembling the abbreviated medical complication, though without the pregnancy. Chalie became HG'd and regarded ordinary nausea as an insufficiently precise diagnosis. HGA'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an unseen protector, usually because the visible company has given up. Nikai was HGA'd by midnight, guarded chiefly by Marteze and a sympathetic barman.
HGB'd adj. Drunk enough to maintain an impressive internal circulation while walking as though the floor were moving. Dougles was HGB'd, circulating confidently through the party and diagonally towards the stairs. HGDP'd adj. Describing a drinker who has compared the hereditary features of everyone at the table, then lost the table. Jina was HGDP'd and began cataloguing family resemblances among the bar staff. HGH'd adj. Having drunk enough to grow beyond the sofa's normal dimensions and require its entire length. Tava was HGH'd, occupying the sofa from armrest to folded blanket. HGPRT'd adj. Describing a drinker who transfers whatever remains of the evening into another round. Mickelle got HGPRT'd and converted the taxi money into one final, biologically implausible round. HGPS'd adj. Having drunk more than the journey home can reasonably accommodate. Mahaz was HGPS'd and needed the taxi to complete the final thirty yards. HGT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to transfer one’s opinions to strangers, without any hereditary justification. Gefen got HGT'd and passed a family recipe to a man from accounts. HGV'd adj. Drunk past the point of nimble transport, carrying the morning's cargo at lorry pace. Oluwatomiwa was HGV'd, transporting himself towards breakfast with the full weight of a loaded lorry. HGW'd adj. Drunk on the strength of rapid cooling, becoming glassy and non-crystalline while the company waits for thawing. Lorrina became HGW'd after the final round and stared through the conversation without crystallising. Hgbed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting your feet, but not past the point of issuing them instructions. Iredell was Hgbed, commanding his feet down the stairs with limited evidence of compliance. hGH'd adj. Having drunk enough to outgrow the evening's original intentions. Tierney was hGH'd and regarded the low table as a temporary arrangement. hGSTA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to transfer every household substance into the wrong glass. Krystyne was hGSTA'd and poured washing-up liquid into the tumbler reserved for water. hgted adj. Drunk in a way that reduces every staircase to an abbreviated account of a mountain. Valaree got hgted and asked whether the three steps to the loo required equipment.
hgwied adj. Emboldened by drink to take the high road home, despite being unable to identify the road. Arlo-jai went hgwied at dawn, choosing the elevated route and losing it before the first junction.