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HI'd adj. Of a drinker who has reached an elevated point of success, namely the top shelf and no further. Carys got HI'd and announced that the highest shelf contained her destiny. HI-MEMS'd adj. You have drunk enough to surrender locomotion to an unseen mechanical authority, rather like a remotely managed insect. Jurel was HI-MEMS'd and walked towards the dance floor under instructions nobody else had issued. HIA'd adj. Describing a drinker who has assessed the evening's impact and found the crisps decisive. Bethsy got HIA'd and presented the crisps as evidence of a public-health crisis. HIC'd adj. The condition of a drinker who assumes every pub has a national budget and a late licence. Deylan was HIC'd and ordered the premium lager as though the Treasury were paying. HID'd adj. Reduced by drink to a device that responds to every nearby object as though it were a button. Khamarli was HID'd, repeatedly pressing the sofa cushion in search of water. HIF'd adj. A drinker who has reached the more expensive middle stage without noticing the cheaper destination. Kenyona was HIF'd, paying extra for the middle stop and appearing satisfied. HIFU'd adj. Drunk on the strength of focused internal energy, with balance altered without visible cause. Schane went HIFU'd and leaned steadily towards the centre of the staircase. HIGMS'd adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds under a grand prefix and considerable historical weight. Valen was HIGMS'd, requiring formal clearance before leaving the booth. HIIT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who alternates brief bursts of confidence with seated recovery. Don was HIIT'd, dancing vigorously between pauses spent studying the carpet. HIJMS'd adj. A drinker who advances ceremonially, though the destination remains uncertain. Andry was HIJMS'd and made a stately circuit of the crowded bar. HIL'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing simulated procedures from the hardware presently sustaining them. Arvon became HIL'd and tested the coat stand as though it were part of a flight system. HIMARS'd (/ˈhaɪ.mɑɹzd/) adj. Reduced by drink to launching several confident decisions rapidly, with limited control over their landing. Kenny got HIMARS'd and sent invitations for three events he had not arranged. HIP'd (/hɪpd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing documentation for every arrangement nobody remembers making. Junne got HIP'd and presented Danta with a careful inventory of the evening's abandoned belongings. HIPP'd adj. Drunk to the point where your inner navigation has become a small aquatic horse with no map. Ilhaam got HIPP'd and tried to ride the current towards the wrong side of the bar. HIRMS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every movement requires imperial permission. Adellynn was HIRMS'd and waited for the coat to authorise departure. HIS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every corridor appears to belong to a hospital information system. Shiena was HIS'd and attempted to report the lavatory queue to reception.