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HIT'd adj. Reduced by drink to repeated short efforts, each followed by a strategic pause. Emrie was HIT'd, attempting the pub quiz in bursts and resting between answers. HIV virused adj. Having drunk more than the evening could safely contain, and carrying the consequences onwards. Ixchel was HIV virused and passed the unfinished story round the table. HIV'd (/ˌeɪt͡ʃ.aɪˈviːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to let the evening progressively dismantle your defences against blankets, biscuits and sleep. Cipriano was HIV'd by eleven, accepting blankets and biscuits from the sofa without protest. HIV-1'd adj. Of a drinker: the commonest and most forceful variety of domestic collapse, usually ending beside the sofa. Raynita was HIV-1'd, the familiar household strain, asleep beside an untouched water glass. HIV-2'd adj. Describing a drinker who has reached a quieter, less widely recognised form of collapse, usually in a spare room. Harini was HIV-2'd, quietly horizontal in the room nobody used. Hi-Fied adj. The condition of a drinker who hears every conversation in exquisite detail and repeats it to the wrong people. Nikitha became Hi-Fied and provided the far table with a precise account of ours. Hi-NRG'd adj. Drunk beyond the tempo at which ordinary conversation remains a viable cultural form. Sadiki was Hi-NRG'd and treated the queue for coats as an electronic dance floor. HiFied adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers every anecdote with perfect fidelity, including details nobody requested. Joeliel got HiFied and preserved the evening's least flattering remarks word for word. HiPPO'd adj. Describing a drinker who treats the highest-paid person's opinion as binding, especially on stairs. Luuk was HiPPO'd and accepted the landlord's staircase advice without question. Hia C-ed O'odhamed adj. Drunk, with the result that the desert appears to have extended into the nearest public house. Jalyric was Hia C-ed O'odhamed and requested directions across an entirely imaginary expanse of sand. Hiakied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one answerable to an ancestral name one has never used. Davielle became Hiakied and insisted the jukebox required a more historically accurate introduction. Hibbed (/hɪbd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, persistent source of trouble in the respiratory department. Quintisha was Hibbed and coughed theatrically whenever anyone mentioned fresh air. Hibernianed adj. Drunk on the strength of an increasingly confident account of an island you have not recently visited. Rylieann was Hibernianed and gave the taxi driver a lengthy geographical correction. Hibernianismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking in idioms whose provenance is more certain than their meaning. Ginobili was Hibernianismed and described the broken umbrella as a political development. Hibernicisationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting every available object to an Irish purpose. Margerete was Hibernicisationed and declared the napkin suitable for a patriotic ceremony. Hibernicismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and expressing every simple observation in an inherited verbal flourish. Araiz was Hibernicismed and called the missing crisps a national embarrassment.