Higgsed
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Higgsed (/hɪɡzd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after acquires weight, spinless purpose, and no useful momentum. Paizleigh woke Higgsed and found the duvet too massive to leave. Higgsinoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every grand claim requires a smaller, matching accomplice. Shaqura got Higgsinoed and appointed the quietest guest her deputy.
Higgsonned adj. Still drunk, and granting a single celebrated idea enough weight to alter the whole evening. Richards was Higgsonned and moved everyone to the restaurant without consulting anyone. High Bailiffed adj. Slowed by drink to executing every domestic order with judicial gravity and considerable delay. Robinique became High Bailiffed and served the cushions with an authoritative summons. High Churched adj. The state of being drunk and assigning ceremonial importance to the seating arrangements. Uzuri got High Churched and gave the armchair a formal blessing before sitting down. High Churchismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a modest decision into an elaborate ceremony with several unnecessary stages. Jasmire got High Churchismed and required a formal blessing before ordering chips. High Churchmanned adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself guardian of procedure, precedence and the correct glass. Zaniyyah was High Churchmanned, correcting the order in which the rounds were proposed. High Commissioned adj. You have drunk enough to treat a neighbouring pub as foreign territory requiring diplomatic representation. Reinholdt got High Commissioned and negotiated politely with the landlord about sofa access. High Dutched adj. Of a drinker: speaking fluent nonsense with the settled confidence of an official announcement. Danja got High Dutched and explained the timetable to a table of strangers. High Germanned adj. Reduced by drink to regarding ordinary conversation as an insufficiently elevated register for discussing toast. Antrel became High Germanned and addressed the toast in unnecessarily formal language. High John rooted adj. A drinker so far gone that every failed plan is treated as evidence of hidden power. Khrissa got High John rooted and challenged the locked takeaway to reveal its secrets. High Massed adj. The state of being drunk and turning the arrival of another round into a full ceremonial production. Khyati became High Massed and processed solemnly towards the bar with an empty glass. High Nellied adj. Describing a drinker who travels upright and steadily, despite having abandoned all useful control. Shorty went High Nellied from last orders to the taxi with admirable forward posture. High Toried adj. Sharpened by drink into defending old arrangements that nobody had proposed changing. Alajah got High Toried and opposed moving the chairs on grounds of social order. High Toryismed adj. Loosened by drink into a doctrine of hierarchy, particularly where the crisps are concerned. Adir got High Toryismed and assigned the best armchair according to imagined precedence.
Highgate resinned adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the kitchen’s sticky varnish for a material requiring careful preservation. Scarlet got Highgate resinned and refused to let anyone wipe the table.
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