highwaywomannedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.Tammeka attempted to juggle invisible oranges, impressing themselves in their highwaywomanned state.highwire walkeredadj.Being characterized by diminished motor control after alcohol consumption.While waiting for the bus, Tawanda tried to befriend a mailbox, convinced it held the secrets to the universe in their highwire walkered mindset.highwiredadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.At the bus stop, Oziah was peacefully sleeping, completely highwired.higonokamiedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.higredadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.higry-pigriedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.Taniylah offered profound life advice to a confused pigeon, their wisdom amplified by being wonderfully higry-pigried.higueroedadj.Showing marked impairment in reaction time and decision-making abilities due to alcohol.From the balcony, Marquessa shouted jokes down to the street, hilariously higueroed.higumenedadj.Being in a compromised state of awareness induced by alcohol.Vidala embarked on a quest to find the world's best taco, determinedly higumened.hihiedadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.Tawanica attempted to high-five a statue, showcasing their top-tier hihied.hijaabedadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.hijabed(/hɪˈd͡ʒɑːbd/)adj.Exhibiting clumsiness that results from alcohol impairment.hijaberedadj.Being characterized by diminished motor control after alcohol consumption.hijabied(/hɪˈd͡ʒɑːbid/)adj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.Jasmone embarked on a quest to find the best slice of pizza in town, determined to taste every pizza parlor's offerings in a quest that can only be described as deliciously hijabied.hijabistaedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.hijabizationedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.hijabophobiaedadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.The karaoke host watched as Havana belted out a heartfelt ballad, slightly hijabophobiaed and dramatically gesturing to an empty chair.