hippieismedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.Syon was found trying to pet a stray cat that turned out to be a plastic bag, a comical result of being thoroughly hippieismed.hippiemobiledadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.Tanyanika passionately debated the merits of crunchy versus smooth peanut butter with a street performer, showcasing their hippiemobiled enthusiasm.hippienessedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Lakaisha tried to order a pizza from a mailbox, hilariously hippienessed.hippinessedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.After a few too many glasses of wine, Hillory thought it was a fantastic idea to redecorate their apartment in a style they described as "vintage hippinessed."hippinnedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.hippity-hoppedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Theophilus attempted to high-five a tree, unsuccessfully hippity-hopped.hippo fliedadj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.In a moment of inspiration, Tanetta declared themselves the ruler of the kitchen, feeling triumphantly hippo flied.hippo grassedadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.hippoboscidedadj.Acting with impaired perception as a result of drinking.hippoboscoidedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.Tayah became a self-appointed karaoke judge, critically hippoboscoided.hippocalcinnedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.hippocampectomiedadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.hippocampedadj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.hippocampusedadj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.hippocaustedadj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.Despite their best efforts to appear composed, Taihlor knocked over a stack of coasters, accidentally hippocausted.hippocentauredadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.A concerned friend offered Sisley a glass of water, noting their glassy eyes and slightly hippocentaured demeanor.