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HJB equationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and optimising the route home according to a function nobody can calculate. Kynnady was HJB equationed and selected the optimal route directly through a hedge. HJR'd adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing a formal resolution on the stairs, with every amendment delivered at length. Johnphillip went HJR'd and proposed a joint resolution concerning the unsafe second step.
Hjelmslev transformationed adj. Slowed by drink to map the entire room laboriously into one small, finite circle of attention. Greenleigh became Hjelmslev transformationed and reduced the crowded pub to the radius of his glass. hjalmarited adj. Reduced by drink to a grey, glassy certainty that feels solid until anyone asks what it means. Chantaye got hjalmarited and delivered a grey-eyed verdict on the restaurant's entire future. hjed adj. Drunk enough to reduce a complicated physical proposition to three letters and a confident gesture. hjelmited adj. Sharpened by drink into a mineral certainty that has been examined, rejected, and confidently displayed anyway. Lougenia got hjelmited and defended a discredited theory with impressive mineral confidence.