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HLA'd adj. Loosened by drink into a complicated household arrangement, each visible part regulating access to the water. Pegge was HLA'd across the sofa, with the water glass protected by an elbow. HLAI'd adj. Drunk beyond human-like intelligence, but still confidently offering automated solutions to minor domestic matters. Eythan became HLAI'd and proposed an algorithm for distributing the remaining crisps. HLB'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a citrus-like decline and left the kitchen lights on. Louik was HLB'd, yellow-eyed on the sofa and unable to locate the water beside him. HLIRG'd adj. Of a drinker who has become extraordinarily luminous in the infrared sense of having disappeared beneath a warm coat. William-alexandre got HLIRG'd and glowed faintly beneath his coat by the radiator. HLL'd adj. Loosened by drink into conversational instructions that require no knowledge of the machinery involved. Zylen was HLL'd and explained the till's operation to a barman who had used it all night. HLLV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired heavy-lift capacity, particularly where coats and forgotten bags are concerned. Naveah got HLLV'd and carried six coats to the taxi without identifying their owners. HLS'd adj. Slowed by drink to synthesise a plan for leaving, without producing the finished article. Danniele was HLS'd and spent half an hour designing the route home on a beer mat. HLX'd adj. Of a drinker: brighter than the surrounding conversation, and liable to emit observations in the wrong band. Pannie got HLX'd and illuminated the snug with an account of the bar's disputed optics. Hlaied adj. Drunk and reduced to a single, increasingly insistent point of reference. Janaysha grew Hlaied and returned every conversation to the same misplaced umbrella. hlaforded adj. Still drunk, and issuing household decrees from the sofa, with a glass of water as tribute. D'shaun remained hlaforded, directing the kettle from beneath a blanket. hlepped adj. Softened by drink into mistaking a spelling error for a dependable plan of assistance. Melaher became hlepped and offered to hlep the landlord repair a wall.