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HN'd adj. Of a drinker: afloat, medically inclined and looking for the quickest route to shore. Mylinn was HN'd and navigated the taxi queue as though it were a naval exercise. HNA'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the glass of water from its chemical abbreviation. Letica was HNA'd and labelled the tumbler before taking a cautious sip.
HNC'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the kitchen certificate on the wall as authority over the evening’s paperwork. Latijera got HNC'd and filed the takeaway menu beside the household bills. HND'd adj. Still drunk, and requiring the evening to be made more explosive than necessary. Khyran was HND'd and made a quiet disagreement considerably more energetic. HNEL'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and showing no immediately observable adverse effect except on coordination. Veria remained HNEL'd until the staircase exposed the limits of the experiment. HNG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning-after phone into an unreliable social instrument. Sylwia was HNG'd by breakfast, sending technical observations to the wrong family group. HNIW'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a high-energy arrangement with no obvious release mechanism. Senga was HNIW'd, sitting by the fruit machine like a high-energy arrangement with no release mechanism. HNPCC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the lavatory queue as a hereditary family arrangement. Drennan got HNPCC'd and assigned every bathroom visit to a different branch of the family. HNW'd adj. Drunk to the point where every utterance forms a consistent wall, impervious to meaning or reply. Taze became HNW'd and addressed the entire dinner in one unbroken, immovable complaint. HNWI'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired considerable wealth, the confidence to offer everyone a kebab. Kaia-rose got HNWI'd and attempted to purchase the entire table another round. hnRNA'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the kitchen message remains nuclear, ribonucleic, and entirely unprocessed. Aminah got hnRNA'd and left a message about the kettle developing in the kitchen. hnRNP'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to bind every loose household instruction into one unmanageable particle. Keing was hnRNP'd and bundled the recipes, receipts, and remote together. hnefatafled adj. Having drunk enough to turn the coffee table into a Norse battlefield and the coasters into forces. Ferrante became hnefatafled and arranged the mugs for a siege on the sofa.
hnrnaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen's useful messages from the surrounding cellular material. Dekeisha got hnrnaed and filed the shopping list among the dishcloths.