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HO scaled adj. Still drunk, and proceeding at one eighty-seventh of the confidence originally displayed. Hassani was HO scaled by breakfast, taking the stairs one measured fraction at a time. HO'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen seem like the company's head office and the kettle senior management. Ahriah woke HO'd and directed all enquiries about coffee from the sofa. HOA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every landing requires approval before anyone may proceed. Karstyn was HOA'd, stopping on each stair to seek agreement from the banister. HOCD'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish an intrusive thought from a sensible plan, particularly near stairs. Antonella was HOCD'd and repeatedly checked whether the staircase had changed orientation. HOCM'd adj. Drunk in a way that obstructs the conversation, particularly when anyone else attempts to leave it. Rujuta went HOCM'd and blocked the doorway with a detailed account of her first job. HOCN'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a simple descent into a highly reactive chemical event. Keivn went HOCN'd at the landing and reacted sharply to an innocent coat stand. HOCO'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into an unofficial return to school festivities. Caylob went HOCO'd after last orders, waving at the taxi rank like a homecoming parade. HOCled adj. Having drunk enough to become mildly corrosive to balance, banisters and surrounding confidence. Aleksandrs was HOCled and left a wavering handprint along the staircase wall. HOD'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating the morning kitchen as a department requiring a temporary head. Noema arrived HOD'd and scheduled the washing-up for a committee meeting. HODLered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every object from last night worth retaining until its value recovers. Keldrick woke HODLered, refusing to discard the empty bottles in case they appreciated. HOF'd adj. Drunk since last orders, with every companion inducted into a personal museum of questionable achievements. Mariapaz got HOF'd and inducted Dominic into an exhaustive display of former triumphs. HOFered adj. Having drunk more than enough to qualify for the hall of fame of missed steps. Linzey was HOFered after defeating the staircase only by sitting down on it. HOI'd adj. Reduced by drink to a policy covering the house but not the person attempting the stairs. Drelen was HOI'd and carefully insured the banister before missing the next step. HOLAP'd (/ˈhoʊlæpd/) adj. Of a drinker who has combined immediate impressions with retrospective analysis, without improving either. Bethanye got HOLAP'd and reviewed the evening while still conducting it. HOMO'd adj. Of a drinker who has occupied the highest molecular orbital and lost contact with the floor. Mj was HOMO'd, apparently orbiting above the last three steps. HOOD syndromed adj. You have drunk enough to treat your kneecaps as decorative and your toenails as load-bearing. Shanne was HOOD syndromed, descending sideways with marked respect for her knees.