hoodwinkingedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.Innayah decided they were the world champion of air guitar, rocking out in a particularly hoodwinkinged manner.hoodwortedadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.hooed(/huːd/)adj.Being characterized by impaired cognitive control and motor function under alcohol.Maksims convinced a stranger they were secretly a ninja, masterfully hooed.hooeredadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.hooeyed(/ˈhuː.id/)adj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.Across the street, a group of strangers couldn't help but laugh as Tahany attempted to hug a mailbox, looking quite hooeyed.hoof fungusedadj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.Sujey proudly displayed their collection of mismatched socks, each one representing a unique personality, all while magnificently hoof fungused.hoof pickedadj.Being in a compromised state of awareness induced by alcohol.hoof-and-mouth diseasedadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.hoof-markedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.Onica attempted to convince a passing bird to join their impromptu choir, showcasing their charmingly hoof-marked behavior.hoofballed(/ˈhuːfbɔːld/)adj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.hoofbeatedadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.Tahjir practiced their dramatic monologue in the bathroom mirror, dramatically hoofbeated.hoofboundedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.hoofed(/hʊfd/)adj.Affected by Alcohol; intoxicated."I'm fine!" slurred Lenny-joe, clearly hoofed as they tried to stand up.hoofed locustedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.During a midnight snack run, Taisen accidentally tried to pay for a sandwich with a library card, confusingly hoofed locusted.hooferedadj.Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.The morning after, Hallei found themselves piecing together a puzzle of their hoofered antics.hoofinessedadj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.