horizontal polkaedadj.Having difficulty articulating words or expressing thoughts clearly because of alcohol.Tranika initiated a dance-off with a street performer, competitively horizontal polkaed.horizontal privitiedadj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.horizontal proliferationedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.With a newfound appreciation for duct tape and feeling thoroughly horizontal proliferationed, Tarndeep declared it the solution to all of life's problems.horizontal refreshmentsed(/ˌhɒ.ɹɪˈzɒn.təl ɹɪˈfɹɛʃ.məntsd/)adj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.horizontal runnedadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.As the party continued, Jibran attempted to recite Shakespeare, coming across as hilariously horizontal runned.horizontal sortingedadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.horizontal stabiliseredadj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.Evet did the robot dance at a funeral, surprisingly horizontal stabilisered.horizontal stabilizeredadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.Tameshia attempted to make a pancake with a shoe, showcasing their impressive level of horizontal stabilizered.horizontal standardedadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.Sulekha attempted to teach a cat how to play the piano, convinced it was a musical prodigy while being endearingly horizontal standarded.horizontal tangoed(/ˌhɒ.ɹɪˈzɒn.təl ˈtæŋ.ɡəʊd/)adj.Being unable to execute precise movements or clear thinking caused by alcohol.The night air was filled with laughter as Assya attempted a cartwheel, not quite succeeding but definitely looking horizontal tangoed.horizontaled(/ˌhɒɹɪˈzɒntəld/)adj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.horizontalismedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.horizontalistedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.horizontalitiedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.Taeo initiated a dance-off with a street lamp, showing off their moves while being hilariously horizontalitied.horizontalizationedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Tashieka found themselves in a deep conversation with a barstool, appearing quite horizontalizationed indeed.horizontalnessedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.At the office party, Taniyla passionately discussed the art of potato farming, sounding slightly horizontalnessed.