horse chestnutted(/ˌhɔːs ˈtʃɛsnʌtd/)adj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Tanyel gleefully danced with a mop, proving they were joyfully horse chestnutted.horse cockedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.Lealon approached the bartender, confidently ordering "one more for the road," clearly horse cocked.horse collaredadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.horse combedadj.Displaying emotional lability and impulsivity associated with alcohol use.horse crabbedadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.At the party, everyone couldn't help but laugh as Honorae confidently attempted to juggle beer bottles, obviously horse crabbed.horse dickedadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.Jacorius argued with a vending machine about the concept of time, philosophically horse dicked.horse doctoredadj.Diminished in mental alertness and motor coordination through alcohol use.In the middle of the dance floor, everyone watched as Harminder attempted a daring twirl, slightly horse doctored.horse fairedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Laquavious woke up the next morning feeling utterly horse faired and vowing never to touch tequila again.horse ferriedadj.Displaying a state of mental fuzziness due to alcohol’s influence.Under the neon lights, Soreya danced erratically, visibly horse ferried.horse fliedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.Slurring their words, Waldo attempted to order a watermelon pizza, clearly horse flied.horse gentianedadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.Tayber sang the national anthem of a made-up country, proudly showing off their horse gentianed vocal skills.horse girledadj.Being characterized by diminished motor control after alcohol consumption.Snuggled under a blanket, Herline recalled the events of the night, realizing they had been quite horse girled.horse grammedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.horse guard waspedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Tambre passionately debated the existence of leprechauns with a garden gnome, showcasing their philosophical side while being deeply horse guard wasped.horse guardedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.horse head fiddledadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.Julain recounted their wild night to a disbelieving pet goldfish, who swam away unimpressed by the thoroughly horse head fiddled tale.