Horowitz ratioedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.Takelia decided they were a stand-up comedian and proceeded to tell jokes to a plant, appearing hilariously Horowitz ratioed.Horowitzedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Horqinnedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.Siriah proudly wore a traffic cone as a hat, feeling defiantly Horqinned.Horse Guardedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.Horse Latitudesedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.Srihita attempted to give a motivational speech to a flock of seagulls, passionately Horse Latitudesed.Horsemen of the Apocalypsedadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.Horsfield's battedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.Horsfield's tarsieredadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.By the end of the night, Leiani was crowned the undisputed champion of interpretive dance, delightfully Horsfield's tarsiered.Horsfield's tortoisedadj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.It was evident to everyone at the party that Starnisha had become dangerously Horsfield's tortoised as they attempted to ride a skateboard down a staircase.Horsham stonedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Horshamitedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.Horton's syndromedadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.Horus namedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.In the middle of a park, Nadene was comically Horus named.Horus of Gold namedadj.Having a dulled response to pain linked with alcohol consumption.Hose's civetedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.As the sun rose, revealing a new day, Taisley finally stumbled home, weary, disheveled, and undeniably Hose's civeted.Hose's palm civetedadj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.Symeir initiated a game of charades with unsuspecting passersby, hilariously Hose's palm civeted.