horsehair shirtedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Waiting in line for the restroom, Tara-lynn swayed slightly, giving away their horsehair shirted state.horsehair wormedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.horsehairedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.Tarell confidently declared to a street sign that they were the mayor of the intersection, profoundly horsehaired.horsehead fiddledadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Wandering the streets, Tahara stopped to hug a mailbox, feeling unexpectedly horsehead fiddled.horseheadedadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.horsehealed(/ˈhɔːshiːld/)adj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.The room was filled with laughter as Venesta stumbled in, clearly horsehealed.horseherbedadj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.Tatiauna serenaded a street lamp with a heartfelt ballad, completely horseherbed but surprisingly tuneful.horseherdedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.Sorina confidently offered a seagull some fashion advice, clearly still feeling horseherded.horsehidedadj.Having the effects of alcohol made apparent.horsehoodedadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.In a moment of sheer brilliance, Bobbie tried to teach a plant how to tango, ridiculously horsehooded.horsehoofedadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.horsekeeperedadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Buffy realized they were in a grocery store, feeling surprisingly horsekeepered.horsekindedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.Fumbling with their keys, Tamaki struggled to unlock the door, appearing noticeably horsekinded.horseknoppedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.Tajanea attempted to pay for a bus ride with a pack of gum, exhibiting a charmingly horseknopped bartering strategy.horselaughedadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.Netisha declared their undying love for a cheeseburger, passionately horselaughed.horselaughteredadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.