horseshoe sandwichedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Dayland challenged a fire hydrant to a staring contest, demonstrating their horseshoe sandwiched determination.horseshoe up one's assedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.The night took a turn when Syreta enthusiastically attempted to hug a potted plant, appearing charmingly horseshoe up one's assed.horseshoe vetchedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.horseshoe wormedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.Tamonica confidently gave fashion advice to a mannequin in a store window, stylistically horseshoe wormed.horseshoed(/ˈhɔːs.ʃuːd/)adj.Being under the influence of alcohol.horseshoeredadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.On a nature walk, Taydon merrily skipped along, showing no signs of being horseshoered despite last night's party.horsesicknessedadj.Being characterized by impaired cognitive control and motor function under alcohol.horsesitteredadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.horseskinnedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.Kristijo attempted to give a motivational speech to a lamp, encouragingly horseskinned.horsesonaedadj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.With a plunger in hand and a twinkle in their eye, Tabias declared themselves the guardian of the bathroom, proving their horsesonaed sense of duty.horsetail pinedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.Sitting on a park bench, Tawayne struck up a conversation with a pigeon, feeling surprisingly horsetail pined and philosophical.horsetail syndromedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.In the corner, Myrah sat serenely, looking completely horsetail syndromed while sipping their drink.horsetailed(/ˈhɔː(ɹ)s.teɪld/)adj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.Taleah declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, confidently horsetailed.horsethiefedadj.Being unable to execute precise movements or clear thinking caused by alcohol.Stepahanie confidently declared themselves the world's leading expert on clouds, sharing their delightfully horsethiefed meteorological knowledge.horsetoothedadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.horsetopsedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.