hot melt gluedadj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.Britnae performed a one-person rendition of a Broadway musical in a bus shelter, leaving bystanders in awe of their hot melt glued talent.hot messed(/ˌhɑt ˈmɛsd/)adj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.hot metal typesettingedadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.Devraj challenged the concept of gravity by attempting to moonwalk up a staircase, resulting in a hilariously hot metal typesettinged situation.hot metalledadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.hot mickedadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.hot microphonedadj.Exhibiting difficulty sustaining attention on tasks because of alcohol effect.As the night wore on, Tamirah became increasingly hot microphoned, sharing anecdotes with anyone who would listen.hot mikedadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.Jettye passionately debated the existence of aliens, surprisingly hot miked.hot milk cakedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.hot mintedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Sorcha challenged a mirror to a staring contest, convinced it was their worthy opponent, humorously hot minted.hot minutedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.hot moneyedadj.Having a dulled response to pain linked with alcohol consumption.hot nickelledadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.Tamaye debated with a houseplant about the meaning of life, deeply hot nickelled.hot pantsedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.hot particledadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.Tameah attempted to solve a Rubik's Cube using only their sense of smell, claiming it was a revolutionary technique they discovered while feeling incredibly hot particled.hot patchedadj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.Ishleen convinced a bartender to join their imaginary band, musically hot patched.hot pencilledadj.Suffering from impaired sensory-motor integration and mental sluggishness caused by alcohol.In the middle of the dance floor, Taray showed off some questionable dance moves, appearing quite hot pencilled.