hockeyed(/ˈhɒkid/)adj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.hockeyeredadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.hockeyistedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.hockledadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.Tayquan took a selfie with a garden gnome, believing it was a long-lost friend, sentimentally hockled.hockshoppedadj.Experiencing compromised sensory perception and reaction caused by drinking.Johnae enthusiastically debated the merits of various potato chip flavors, passionately hockshopped.hocoedadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.hocumedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Siarah dramatically declared their intention to become a world-famous interpretive dancer, artistically hocumed.hocus and pocusedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.A sudden burst of creativity led Success to write a heartfelt ballad about their favorite houseplant, the lyrics reflecting their deeply hocus and pocused state.hocus pocuseredadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.Tareia declared themselves the "Prince of Pudding" at the dessert table, showing off their royal demeanor while being completely hocus pocusered.hocus-pocused(/ˌhəʊkəs ˈpəʊkəsd/)adj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.Ramzee attempted to high-five a painting, clearly hocus-pocused.hocus-pocuseredadj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.hocus-pocusseredadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.Alana confidently attempted to befriend a bouncer by sharing their best knock-knock jokes, resulting in being escorted out for being too hocus-pocussered.hocused(/ˈhəʊkəsd/)adj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.Jayonn insisted on giving a motivational speech to a houseplant, earnestly hocused.hocuspocusedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.Approaching a mirror, Tasha complimented their own reflection, feeling oddly hocuspocused.hod boyedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.hod carrieredadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.