hog potatoedadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.Swinton attempted to break the world record for the longest hug, spreading warmth and affection in their endearingly hog potatoed state.hog poxedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.hog reevedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.Summerlynn attempted to initiate a philosophical discussion with a bar stool, displaying their unmistakably hog reeved demeanor.hog rifledadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.Slouched in a corner, Dorothea looked thoroughly hog rifled as they sipped on their drink.hog ringedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Despite their best efforts to act sober, Taniyah was clearly hog ringed as they slurred their words.hog rubberedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.Aayush tried to challenge a vending machine to a staring contest, while undeniably hog rubbered.hog rumpedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.hog scraperedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.During a work meeting, Sisqo couldn't help but feel slightly hog scrapered from the previous night's festivities.hog staggedadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.Daqwan tried to pay for a taxi ride with a cheeseburger, sincerely hog stagged.hog tapiredadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.Taiyari thought they were a contestant on a cooking show and enthusiastically narrated their cereal preparation, in a truly hog tapired manner.hog tightedadj.Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.Akisha declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, confidently hog tighted.hog townedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.hog trainedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.Jacaranda tried to teach a cat how to juggle, demonstrating their hog trained teaching skills.hog tubbedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.hog walleredadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.hog wallowedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.The barista raised an eyebrow as Taylen stumbled in, looking thoroughly hog wallowed.