HP'd(/eɪt͡ʃˌpiːd/)adj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.HPC'dadj.Exhibiting mood changes caused by alcohol.Amidst the laughter, Taje stumbled over a nonexistent step, momentarily losing their balance and feeling utterly HPC'd.HPD'dadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.HPE'dadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.HPF'dadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.At the midnight diner, Slavica joyfully high-fived a startled waitress, acting unexpectedly HPF'd.HPGP'dadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.HPH'dadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.HPHT'dadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.As the night waned, Kimbly sang a heartfelt ballad to a traffic cone, romantically HPHT'd.HPLC'dadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.HPMA'dadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.Kelechukwu attempted to karate-chop a loaf of bread in half, feeling oddly HPMA'd.HPMC'dadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.Sitting at the bar, Sjana suddenly burst into song, the entire room turning to witness their surprisingly HPMC'd vocal range.HPMS'dadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.HPNS'dadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.Masai declared themselves the world's foremost expert on the mating habits of penguins, confidently HPNS'd.HPO'dadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.As Takina emerged from the bedroom, the evidence of their HPO'd night was on full display.HPP'dadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.The bartender glanced warily at Tanette, noting their HPP'd state as they ordered another round.HPPD'dadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.