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HPPE'd adj. Softened by drink into high-performance polyethylene, resilient enough for the pavement but not conversation. Tahirih got HPPE'd and bounced gently off the garden wall without revising her opinion. HPR'd adj. Having drunk enough to relate to everyone in the room, without anyone knowing quite how. Domique became HPR'd and claimed an immediate connection with Cohl's taxi driver.
HPS'd adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which the journey home requires pulmonary quantities of courage. Kymberlyn was HPS'd and regarded the taxi rank as a demanding medical appointment. HPT'd adj. Drunk and forming a health protection team around the last bowl of peanuts. Klohie got HPT'd and stationed herself between the peanuts and the crowd. HPU'd adj. You are drunk and processing the room in small, separate directions. Siaosi was HPU'd, reporting the corridor from three incompatible viewpoints. HPV'd adj. You are drunk and treating every innocent contact as a possible new strain of trouble. Athie got HPV'd and regarded the shared crisps with unnecessary medical suspicion. HPW'd adj. Of a drinker: chemically clarified, with every conversational impurity removed and nothing useful left behind. Dublin became HPW'd and offered Davaria a perfectly clear account of the landlord's shortcomings. Hped adj. Too drunk to let anyone's excitement oxidise into an argument, binding every quarrel before it could develop. Unica was Hped by supper and absorbed Amorina's complaint without taking sides. hPIV'd adj. Of a drinker who has developed several small, recurring coughs between declarations of good health. Narell got hPIV'd and punctuated the darts match with a modest cough. hPR'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark is received as a decisive hormonal signal. Jaiven got hPR'd and treated the landlord's nod as a significant biological event. hPSC'd adj. Describing a drinker who can become almost anything, provided the pub supplies a suitable stimulus. Deaudra got hPSC'd and became quizmaster, singer, then unofficial cellar manager. hpaB'd adj. Of a drinker who has converted one obscure bacterial enzyme into the basis of a firm decision. Zelah went hpaB'd and explained bacterial hydroxylation before ordering a fourth round.
hped adj. Drunk to a degree that the short walk to the glass of water requires measurable assistance. Iisha was hped and used the coffee table as a modest source of power.