HQ'd
HqBned

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HQ'd adj. Of a drinker: drunk as though issuing orders from a central command post, especially about the route home. Farrukh was HQ'd by last orders and directed everyone towards a station that had closed. HQC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of higher-quality checks, yet still failing the stair inspection. Elliemarie was HQC'd but failed quality control at the second step.
HQP'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired qualifications of such distinction that ordinary conversation is deemed beneath examination. Teodulo got HQP'd and subjected Lawence's pub anecdote to an unsolicited professional review. HqBned adj. A drinker who has become a small, overstaffed command unit for the journey home. Jarvis was HqBned by midnight, with three friends and one coat under his authority.