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HT'd adj. Describing a drinker who treats one conversation as two simultaneous threads, neither reaching a conclusion. Mirrin was HT'd, discussing darts and council tax in parallel with equal conviction. HTLV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps transmitting yesterday's instructions through a very small internal network. J who? No, Jacorie was HTLV'd, repeating yesterday's plan through every conversation. HTMLerred adj. Loosened by drink into markup, opening new tags with every gesture and never properly closing one. Emarosa was HTMLerred, nesting apologies inside explanations all the way down the stairs. HTMS'd adj. Reduced by drink to a ceremonial vessel, moving slowly under a national prefix. Montrey was HTMS'd and navigated the bar with formal, tidal patience. HTNB'd adj. Having drunk enough to combine a high-pressure manner with unusually short reach to the water. Marjarie was HTNB'd and asked Koraly to move the glass three inches closer. HTP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of approaching neurotransmission, but arriving chiefly at the kebab shop. Tykeith got HTP'd and described the kebab as a precursor to personal enlightenment. HTPB'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become elastic, terminally cheerful and difficult to return to specification. Ode got HTPB'd and rebounded from one conversation into the next. HTPC'd adj. Of a drinker: broadcasting confidently from the sofa, with several channels of opinion running at once. Nigeria got HTPC'd and changed the programme whenever anyone began making sense. HTR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require replacement of the supporting tissues before attempting the stairs. Lanston was HTR'd and treated the banister as a provisional prosthesis. HTS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to remain remarkably composed while the surrounding company grows steadily less so. Indigo was HTS'd and calmly discussed the seating plan as Melyka attempted to reverse it. HTTP cookied adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a small record at every bar and return to it on re-entry. Shakyla got HTTP cookied and expected each pub to recognise her on the way back. HTTP verbed adj. Having drunk enough to issue a different instruction at every stop, without specifying what should happen next. Gudalupe became HTTP verbed and alternated between ordering, leaving, and asking for directions. HTV carded adj. Drunk to a degree that turns voting guidance into a personal manifesto delivered beside the polling booth. Garnie became HTV carded and instructed the queue according to a privately amended ballot. Htsed adj. Having drunk enough to turn every raised part of the room into a series of distant summits. Jorleny was Htsed and treated the cushions as a difficult range between herself and the kettle. hTIM'd adj. The state of being drunk and convinced the morning has no fixed beginning. Heatherlynn woke hTIM'd, insisting breakfast belonged to a previous century. hted adj. A drinker so far gone that vertical measurement has become a matter for the morning. Anrew was hted by supper, estimating the doorway with one hand and missing it.