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HU'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the initials of every destination have become sufficient directions. Delite, HU'd by closing time, needed the banister to complete the abbreviation. HUD'd (/hʊdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of seeing the evening's instructions projected over every domestic object. Sussy was HUD'd and announced the sofa's cushion alignment as though guiding an aircraft. HUM'd adj. The state of being drunk and bidding conversationally by an elaborate system prepared in advance for nobody's benefit. Laurette went HUM'd and announced a bidding system that Kindric was expected to understand without instruction. HUMINT'd adj. The state of being drunk and gathering intelligence solely by questioning whoever is nearest the kettle. Trung was HUMINT'd, extracting domestic intelligence from everyone within reach of the sofa. HUMSS'd adj. Having drunk more than the humanities and social sciences can reasonably account for in one evening. Eliyanah got HUMSS'd and made the entire table debate whether the queue was political. HUS'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where separate symptoms remain distinguishable: pallor, confusion and an alarming scarcity of judgement. Keeyon was HUS'd, presenting pallor, confusion and no convincing account of the receipts. HUT'd adj. Slowed by drink to measuring the evening by television use, including programmes no longer broadcasting. Marlyin got HUT'd and reported the household's viewing figures to the dog. HuSA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the blood becomes albuminous and the pub's problems appear soluble. Cymande got HuSA'd and described the landlord's lager as a useful serum. Hualapai tigered adj. Slowed by drink to the careful, domestic pace of a bug inspecting the underside of the sofa. Dona was Hualapai tigered, advancing towards the kitchen one cushion at a time. Hualapaied adj. Loosened by drink into a person who has abandoned the chair, the plan and eventually the upright position. Cyera was Hualapaied across the sofa, with the glass of water several cushions away. Huang-ch'ied adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen herb cupboard as a dispensary for consequences already incurred. Kenroy was Huang-ch'ied, measuring a medicinal root beside the kettle with grave concentration. Huaoranied adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa is regarded as a forest floor and the kitchen as distant country. Sherilee was Huaoranied beneath the sofa blanket, declining to cross the carpet for water. Huaqiaoed adj. You are drunk and have established a complete second household in the corner, beginning with borrowed crockery. Ecrin became Huaqiaoed and arranged a kettle, two chairs and a residence permit for herself. Huarped adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the sofa from the floor, but not past the point of requesting water. Shoichi was Huarped beneath the coffee table, asking whether the sofa had always been overhead. Huastecked adj. Drunk in a way that turns a quiet kitchen into a complicated map of routes to the sofa. Mustafe was Huastecked, charting the shortest path from the kettle and still taking twenty minutes. Huaved (/ˈwɑːveɪd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic object appears to have joined a committee. Valdis was Huaved on the sofa, consulting the kettle before accepting the glass of water.