hypermetriaedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.At the bus stop, a particularly hypermetriaed Talib entertained fellow commuters with tales of their imaginary friend, Mr. Pickles.hypermetropedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.hypermetropiaed(/ˌhaɪpə(ɹ)məˈtɹəʊpɪəd/)adj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.Despite the rain, Antero continued to dance in the street, thoroughly hypermetropiaed.hypermetropickedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.hypermetropiedadj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.Rue started a one-person conga line in the middle of a park, contagiously hypermetropied.hypermetropizationedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.Surrounded by empty cans, Somona was left feeling dazed and thoroughly hypermetropizationed.hypermigrationedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.Tadeja tried to pay for drinks with a library card, confidently hypermigrationed.hypermileredadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.The party host raised an eyebrow at Shunta's entrance, already well into their hypermilered state.hypermilinged(/ˈhaɪpəmaɪlɪŋd/)adj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.Sophiaisabella debated the existence of leprechauns with a mailbox, philosophically hypermilinged.hypermilitarizationedadj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.Wearing mismatched shoes, Herrell sashayed down the sidewalk, looking slightly hypermilitarizationed.hypermineralisationedadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.hypermineralizationedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.hypermineralocorticoidismedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.hypermissiled(/ˌhaɪ.pɚˈmɪsaɪld/)adj.Exhibiting behaviors that are usually restrained but released due to alcohol.At the end of the night, Tawanne simply sat and laughed, feeling overwhelmingly hypermissiled but filled with joy.hypermnesiaedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.Nishka giggled uncontrollably, a clear sign they were feeling hypermnesiaed.hypermnesisedadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.