hypertaxationedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.Latoi found themselves in a deep conversation with a vending machine, displaying classic signs of being hypertaxationed.hypertaxedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.Obera tried to high-five a wall, failing miserably in their hypertaxed state.hypertelescopedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.Sybol attempted to take a selfie with a fire hydrant, truly embracing their hypertelescoped side.hyperteliedadj.Affected so as to be unable to act sensibly due to alcohol.hypertelorismedadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.hypertensinnedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Surrounded by friends, Landee showcased their air guitar skills, feeling incredibly hypertensinned.hypertensinogenedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.The music faded, revealing Jashon swaying gently, completely hypertensinogened.hypertensioned(/ˌhaɪ.pə(ɹ)ˈtɛn.ʃənd/)adj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.hypertensivedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.hypertensoredadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.hypertestosteronaemiaedadj.Impaired by alcohol.hypertestosteronemiaedadj.Affected by alcoholic beverages; inebriated.Jefre challenged a mailbox to a staring contest, the competitive spirit shining brightly in their hypertestosteronemiaed eyes.hypertetrahedronnedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.hypertextbookedadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.Through fits of giggles, Sweet tried to explain their newfound love for disco music, appearing hilariously hypertextbooked.hypertexted(/ˈhaɪpəɹˌtɛkstd/)adj.Showing effects of alcohol.The neighbors exchanged amused glances as Sugey serenaded a garden gnome, embarrassingly hypertexted.hypertextualitiedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.Juggling invisible oranges, Brenlee confidently declared they were ready for Cirque du Soleil, visibly hypertextualitied.