hyper-correctnessedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.Starsky decided to start a conga line in an empty room, feeling incredibly hyper-correctnessed and festive.hyper-explosionedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.Deshonda believed they had the power to control traffic lights with their mind, exhibiting their fantastical hyper-explosioned.hyper-injunctionedadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.hyper-osmolalitiedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.hyper-real religionedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.Tamy declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, rockingly hyper-real religioned.hyper-resolutionedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.Shynika attempted to initiate a group sing-along in the elevator, unabashedly hyper-resolutioned.hyper-usedadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.Sierra burst into laughter at their own jokes, clearly feeling quite hyper-used.hyper4'dadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.Anisty attempted to high-five a mirror, failing spectacularly due to their profoundly hyper4'd condition.hyperabductionedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.Sollie embarked on a passionate monologue about the complexities of time travel, proving to be an intellectually hyperabductioned individual.hyperabsolutismed(/haɪ.pɚ.æb.sɒˈluːt.ɪ.zmd/)adj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.Teairra declared themselves the next top model, striking poses in a remarkably hyperabsolutismed manner.hyperabsorptionedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.hyperabundancedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.Senay woke up to find a trail of bread crumbs leading them to the refrigerator, leaving them puzzled and very hyperabundanced.hyperaccommodationedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.Special tried to pay for a bus ticket with a banana, hilariously hyperaccommodationed.hyperaccretionedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.hyperaccumulationedadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.hyperaccumulatoredadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.