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I'd (/[aɪ]d/) adj. Having drunk more than the ego can accommodate, and referring to the morning after as someone else's affair. Lyelah woke I'd and blamed the missing shoe on a less ambitious version of herself. I've got your nosed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning begins with a missing nose and ends with a thumb inspection. Haven woke I've got your nosed and searched the mirror for the feature apparently stolen overnight.
i'jamed adj. Loosened by drink into dots that distinguish every nearly identical story told at the bar. Shenai went i'jamed and dotted each version of the evening with a different explanation. i'tikafed adj. Slowed by drink to a devotional retreat in the quietest corner, preferably near the toilets. Carl became i'tikafed and withdrew beside the coat hooks for private contemplation.
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