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I-D'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and circulating a draft proposal for moving from the sofa to the kitchen. Auden became I-D'd and distributed a draft concerning the urgent procurement of water. I-HAWK'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has selected a target, acquired confidence, and abandoned navigation. Ludwin went I-HAWK'd and homed in on the crisps with unnecessary tactical certainty. I-Kiribatied adj. The state of being drunk and treating the furthest reachable room as an island nation by morning. Flicia woke I-Kiribatied on the far side of the landing, separated from the bathroom by open water. I-barred adj. The condition of a drinker who has placed the morning's inflection somewhere below the sentence. Jean-raphael woke I-barred and supplied the kettle with an ending before finding its beginning. I-beamed adj. Reduced by drink to a load-bearing shape, with the morning's weight distributed along a central line. Guliana woke I-beamed and supported herself between the counter and the fridge. I-framed adj. Too drunk to depend on context, presenting one fixed opinion repeatedly as though it rendered the whole evening. Geraldeen got I-framed and repeated her taxi theory without incorporating any subsequent information. I-hooded adj. Softened by drink into uncertainty about where personal identity ends and the duvet begins. Ahniya woke I-hooded and introduced the reflection as a quieter version of herself. I-languaged adj. The state of being drunk and conversing in a private vocabulary whose meanings are unavailable to everyone else. Estaline was I-languaged, and Demere could only infer the order from repeated pointing. I-nessed adj. Loosened by drink into a morning identity with uncertain boundaries and several competing first-person accounts. Keiwan woke I-nessed, finding three plausible versions of himself beside the kettle. I-novelled adj. Too drunk to distinguish autobiography from invention, and confident that every recollection deserves a chapter. Naomigrace got I-novelled and presented the barman with a memoir of their brief acquaintance. I-popped adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake an Indian pop chorus for a personal breakthrough and perform it repeatedly. Measha became I-popped and announced that the karaoke machine had finally recognised her talent. I-shipped adj. Having drunk enough to treat the self as a nation, with borders, customs and an independent foreign policy. Mayari got I-shipped and refused entry to anyone carrying an unfamiliar opinion. I-sited adj. Having drunk more than the concentration required to fold every conversation into a promising but unstable shape. Samhith was I-sited and confidently began folding the dinner party into smaller conversational units. I-spied adj. A drinker who has turned the morning after into a guessing game based on visible household objects. Marienne woke I-spied and made everyone identify the kettle before allowing coffee to proceed. I-spinned adj. You have drunk enough to classify your successive opinions as distinct particles, none requiring revision. Scottlynn got I-spinned and treated each new proposal as evidence against the previous one. i-adjectived adj. Drunk to the point where every description inflects, though none can agree with the noun concerned. Ramone became i-adjectived and altered the endings of his Japanese descriptions throughout dinner.