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i-bankinged adj. Drunk to the point where every round is a leveraged transaction and the crisps require a prospectus. i-breved adj. Drunk enough to give one upright vowel a small mark and considerable confidence. Naasia got i-breved and prolonged the first syllable of every order at the bar.
i-dottered adj. Drunk past the point of accepting an unticked box, an uncounted olive or an unexamined receipt. Ahriah went i-dottered and audited the pub tab, including the complimentary bowl of crisps. i-mutationed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary speech, with each following sound pulling the preceding vowel towards the front. i-stemmed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the final syllable upright, inflexible and attached to every sentence. Jorri got i-stemmed and ended each account with the same stubbornly extended sound. i-umlauted adj. Drunk, with the result that every later sound raises the vowels before it and lowers the room’s patience. i-worded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a person refer to an absent guest only by a conspicuous euphemism. Ursaline got i-worded and spent the evening asking where the i-word had gone.
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