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I beamed adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the morning smiling rigidly, structurally supporting an otherwise uncertain day. Mixtli woke I beamed, smiling across the kitchen while leaning heavily against the doorframe. I doubt itted adj. You are drunk and dealing cards from last night's pack, with truth treated as an optional announcement. Raelin woke I doubt itted and denied possessing the very card displayed in his hand. I formationed adj. Of a drinker: still arranged in a rigid line by morning, with the duvet serving as the offensive backfield. Nadilyn woke I formationed, quarterback beneath the duvet and two pillows stationed behind. I kill you latered adj. Reduced by drink to accumulating every obligation quietly across the evening, leaving them all for tomorrow and someone else's memory. Loralee was I kill you latered well before midnight, having deferred her round, her apology, and her departure to a future date. I spied adj. Describing a drinker who can identify everything in the room except the object being sought. Marge woke I spied and announced the initial letters of every item except her shoes. I'd (/[aɪ]d/) adj. Having drunk more than the ego can accommodate, and referring to the morning after as someone else's affair. Lyelah woke I'd and blamed the missing shoe on a less ambitious version of herself. I've got your nosed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning begins with a missing nose and ends with a thumb inspection. Haven woke I've got your nosed and searched the mirror for the feature apparently stolen overnight. I-D'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and circulating a draft proposal for moving from the sofa to the kitchen. Auden became I-D'd and distributed a draft concerning the urgent procurement of water. I-HAWK'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has selected a target, acquired confidence, and abandoned navigation. Ludwin went I-HAWK'd and homed in on the crisps with unnecessary tactical certainty. I-Kiribatied adj. The state of being drunk and treating the furthest reachable room as an island nation by morning. Flicia woke I-Kiribatied on the far side of the landing, separated from the bathroom by open water. I-barred adj. The condition of a drinker who has placed the morning's inflection somewhere below the sentence. Jean-raphael woke I-barred and supplied the kettle with an ending before finding its beginning. I-beamed adj. Reduced by drink to a load-bearing shape, with the morning's weight distributed along a central line. Guliana woke I-beamed and supported herself between the counter and the fridge. I-framed adj. Too drunk to depend on context, presenting one fixed opinion repeatedly as though it rendered the whole evening. Geraldeen got I-framed and repeated her taxi theory without incorporating any subsequent information. I-hooded adj. Softened by drink into uncertainty about where personal identity ends and the duvet begins. Ahniya woke I-hooded and introduced the reflection as a quieter version of herself. I-languaged adj. The state of being drunk and conversing in a private vocabulary whose meanings are unavailable to everyone else. Estaline was I-languaged, and Demere could only infer the order from repeated pointing. I-nessed adj. Loosened by drink into a morning identity with uncertain boundaries and several competing first-person accounts. Keiwan woke I-nessed, finding three plausible versions of himself beside the kettle.