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IDisted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every household object seems the product of deliberate planning. Aloka was IDisted, studying the kettle as though its construction required a committee. IE'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the heart, the coat and the last bus all seem equally unreliable. Nhyira was IE'd and checked the pulse of the evening before ordering another round. IED'd (/ˌaɪ iː ˈdiːd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently issuing instructions to machinery, people and objects with equal authority. Jacoba got IED'd and attempted to programme the microwave while Alma took notes. IELT'd adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every interval as a measurable event and reports it to unwilling observers. Dannika was IELT'd, timing the pauses between conversations while Aleczandria found another table. IEM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a selectively permeable barrier between yourself and the morning. Laylia woke IEM'd, allowing coffee through while excluding all discussion of the missing shoe. IEO'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and still treating every available meal as an unplanned restaurant opportunity. Ryanjames arrived IEO'd at breakfast, searching the high street for food without a reservation. IEP'd adj. Drunk enough to stop moving in the field of conversation, wherever the latest round left you. Elwanda was IEP'd beside the fruit machine and could not be persuaded towards the taxi rank. IEPL'd adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's private connection carries every thought directly, with no useful routing. Gema was IEPL'd, broadcasting her headache to everyone in the kitchen. IF'd adj. Too drunk to proceed without turning the route home into a text adventure. Lamekia was IF'd, narrating the locked bathroom door and searching for a key. IFA'd adj. You are drunk and offering financial advice to anyone who will listen, including the handrail. Emilse was IFA'd and recommended the banister as a sound long-term investment. IFAK'd adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs without first locating the individual first-aid kit. Azaylah was IFAK'd and announced that the staircase required courage rather than supervision. IFB'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every domestic decision is made firmly, literally, and without appeal. Euda was IFB'd by midnight and issued the sofa with a strict timetable for use. IFG'd adj. Emboldened by drink to treat an ordinary interval without food as a physiological experiment. Breeann went IFG'd and announced that dinner was an unnecessary variable in the evening. IFI'd adj. Drunk enough to require several financial institutions before authorising a cup of tea. Sophiaanne was IFI'd, seeking approval for coffee from three imaginary lenders. IFID'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and signalling every intention with a sigh, gesture, or raised glass. Mekko was IFID'd and indicated a final drink through an elaborate sequence of eyebrow movements. IFMA'd adj. Drunk enough to conduct a careful assay of everyone else's mood. Brinkley got IFMA'd and tested the room with increasingly personal questions.