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icecream parlored adj. Having drunk more than the freezer can reasonably accommodate, and treating every cold item as stock. Esquiel woke icecream parlored, taking inventory of yoghurts before acknowledging the headache. icecream parloured adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every frozen article appear available for polite consultation. Sofian got icecream parloured and sought the sorbet's view on whether to call a taxi. icecream shopped adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every cold surface as a profitable variety counter. Suhaily became icecream shopped and described the windowsill as an exciting new pistachio option. icecream sodaed adj. Still drunk, and adding something cold, sweet and fizzy to a decision already made. Dajanae remained icecream sodaed and garnished her cola with a scoop borrowed from dessert. icecream trucked adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can carry, and following a tune towards an imaginary freezer. Tramia was icecream trucked and pursued a ringtone down three residential streets. icecream vanned adj. Of a drinker: confidently mobile, brightly advertised and stocked with nothing useful. Evani was icecream vanned and announced lemon sorbet from beside the coat stand. icecream-makered adj. Drunk beyond the point where every remaining person appears responsible for producing a frozen dessert. Yuliana got icecream-makered and requested a sundae from the taxi driver. icecreamed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing refreshment from punishment when choosing the first thing from the freezer. Larry woke icecreamed and ate a frozen dessert straight from the tub, without finding this unusual. icecreameried adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that domestic refrigeration is an industrial undertaking. Allson got icecreameried and inspected the freezer as though accepting a royal commission. icecreted adj. Drunk in a way that bonds separate thoughts into one cold, solid mass before departure. Mikayeel became icecreted after the third round and could not separate coat from scarf. icecross downhilled adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating every conversation as a timed descent, with obstacles and no evident braking system. Vernisha spent supper icecross downhilled, treating the route to the lavatory as a competitive course. icecrossed adj. Drunk to the extent of racing downhill through the evening's obstacles, preferably before the doors close. Shyasia went icecrossed after the third round and challenged the slope beside the station. icecube trayed adj. Still drunk, and treating the freezer's divided mould as a perfectly adequate breakfast tray. Kanako, still icecube trayed, arranged toast in every compartment before sitting down. icecubed adj. Softened by drink into a cooling fragment, useful only while someone remembers where they put the glass. Wynema got icecubed and spent the evening dissolving beside a neglected gin. iced (/aɪsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a frozen pavement as a reasonable route home. Nakina got iced and attempted the shortcut across the frosty churchyard. iced capped adj. Softened by drink into a chilled, frothy indiscretion, sweetened beyond the point at which judgement ordinarily intervenes. Hobbie became iced capped and ordered whipped cream for a drink already incapable of seriousness.