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iced coffeed adj. Sharpened by drink into a cold, caffeinated alertness, with the regrettable conviction that refreshment constitutes competence. Kayllie grew iced coffeed and began correcting the menu while holding it upside down. iced creamed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary softness, with yesterday's warmth sealed under a hard, sweet surface. Jadayah was iced creamed by morning, smiling through a brittle account of the taxi journey. iced teaed adj. Emboldened by drink to make a ceremonious brew of every minor grievance, preferably served cold. Chalisse got iced teaed and presented the landlord with a carefully narrated account of the evening. iced watered adj. Too drunk to distinguish refreshment from decoration, and therefore adding ice to everything available. Montey was iced watered and put cubes into the empty fruit bowl. icedraked adj. Slowed by drink to a glacial crawl, exhaling opinions with the temperature and mobility of a small dragon. Donall became icedraked and took four minutes to cross the room, freezing each conversation on arrival. icedropped adj. The state of being drunk and slowly melting into the sofa with a frozen lolly in hand. Onslow became icedropped, leaving a bright sticky trail from the freezer to the sofa. iceed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa appears frozen, carbonated and available in several flavours. Keirrah sat ICEE'd beneath the blanket, insisting the sofa came in cherry. icefalled adj. Drunk and descending in a turbulent rush, carrying chairs, coats and several misplaced certainties along with you. Alka came icefalled through the doorway and displaced three umbrellas without apparent malice. icefielded adj. Sharpened by drink into a chain of precise objections about where the glasses belong. Judia became icefielded and corrected the water jug's position three times. icefished adj. Drunk to the point where conversation continues despite the apparent absence of anything useful circulating within it. Qmari was icefished by eleven, answering every question with admirable persistence and no substance. icefloed adj. Slowed by drink to drifting between the sofa and kitchen, unanchored but determined. Pearlie became icefloed between the sofa and sink, carrying an empty glass. icefooted adj. Drunk enough to acquire a frozen lower half, advancing carefully while the rest of the person negotiates independently. Nathon became icefooted between the bar and the door, each step requiring a committee decision. icegrassed adj. Drunk past the point of standing tall, spreading quietly across the nearest horizontal surface. Dashyra was icegrassed beneath the picnic table, delicate in appearance but immovable in practice. icehoused adj. Drunk, with the result that you require a cool, secluded chamber and cannot be sensibly issued to the public. Deleah became icehoused and was deposited in the pantry beside the winter preserves. icekhanaed adj. Loosened by drink into a competitor who treats every polished surface as a course requiring a controlled skid. Ergys went icekhanaed across the hallway and completed the turn beside the umbrella stand. icelanded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you a bleak, inhospitable region through which ordinary conversation struggles to travel. Tahmeed sat icelanded at the end of the bench, receiving visitors without establishing diplomatic relations.