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iced coffeed adj. Sharpened by drink into a cold, caffeinated alertness, with the regrettable conviction that refreshment constitutes competence. Kayllie grew iced coffeed and began correcting the menu while holding it upside down. iced creamed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary softness, with yesterday's warmth sealed under a hard, sweet surface. iced teaed adj. Emboldened by drink to make a ceremonious brew of every minor grievance, preferably served cold. Chalisse got iced teaed and presented the landlord with a carefully narrated account of the evening. iced watered adj. Too drunk to distinguish refreshment from decoration, and therefore adding ice to everything available. Montey was iced watered and put cubes into the empty fruit bowl. icedraked adj. Slowed by drink to a glacial crawl, exhaling opinions with the temperature and mobility of a small dragon. Donall became icedraked and took four minutes to cross the room, freezing each conversation on arrival. icedropped adj. The state of being drunk and slowly melting into the sofa with a frozen lolly in hand. Onslow became icedropped, leaving a bright sticky trail from the freezer to the sofa. iceed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa appears frozen, carbonated and available in several flavours. Rotha was iceed by the kitchen table and drank water as though it were fizzy. icefalled adj. Drunk and descending in a turbulent rush, carrying chairs, coats and several misplaced certainties along with you. icefielded adj. Sharpened by drink into a chain of precise objections about where the glasses belong. icefished adj. Drunk to the point where conversation continues despite the apparent absence of anything useful circulating within it. Qmari was icefished by eleven, answering every question with admirable persistence and no substance. icefloed adj. Slowed by drink to drifting between the sofa and kitchen, unanchored but determined. icefooted adj. Drunk enough to acquire a frozen lower half, advancing carefully while the rest of the person negotiates independently. icegrassed adj. Drunk past the point of standing tall, spreading quietly across the nearest horizontal surface. icehoused adj. Drunk, with the result that you require a cool, secluded chamber and cannot be sensibly issued to the public. icekhanaed adj. Loosened by drink into a competitor who treats every polished surface as a course requiring a controlled skid. Ergys went icekhanaed across the hallway and completed the turn beside the umbrella stand. icelanded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you a bleak, inhospitable region through which ordinary conversation struggles to travel. Tahmeed sat icelanded at the end of the bench, receiving visitors without establishing diplomatic relations.