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ichebued adj. Having drunk enough to wake feeling rectangular, depreciated and exchanged at an unfavourable rate. Jodel came downstairs ichebued, arranging coins beside the toast and asking their historical value. iched (/ɪkd/) adj. Too drunk to notice that the morning's crawling sensations belong to the fish rather than to you. Ruhee woke iched and inspected the duvet for parasites before making tea. ichiboed adj. Having drunk more than a small old coin can reasonably represent, and waking to audit the damage. Terrill was ichiboed by breakfast, counting coins instead of deciding whether to eat. ichibooed adj. You have drunk enough to find the morning's financial position both rectangular and personally insulting. Vali was ichibooed, staring at the receipt as though it had devalued overnight. ichibued adj. You are drunk and reduced to the purchasing power of one small coin by breakfast. Jessice arrived ichibued, offering one coin for the full history of the previous evening. ichibukinned adj. A drinker who has become small, golden and difficult to distinguish from the contents of a trouser pocket. Ryelynn was ichibukinned by morning, curled beside the change from last night's taxi. ichidai toshiyoried adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning confers permanent elder status, regardless of actual age. Jaiona woke ichidai toshiyoried and began issuing ancestral advice about the toaster. ichimonned adj. The state of being drunk and waking convinced that the household has divided into rival factions. Elina was ichimonned, assigning the kettle and toaster to opposing morning camps. ichneumiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every pale tail in the room as a sound basis for navigation. Tiombe, ichneumiaed, appointed the white napkin as her guide and followed it into the kitchen. ichneumon flied adj. Drunk since last orders, and laying elaborate plans inside other people's conversations. Bayli was ichneumon flied, quietly inserting a proposal into every conversation at the bar. ichneumon wasped adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently arranging other people's troubles as though they were larvae. Aribah became ichneumon wasped and offered to improve everyone's difficult relationships before supper. ichneumonidanned adj. Still drunk, and treating a single plausible theory as sufficient evidence for the whole evening. Leonise was ichneumonidanned and declared the locked door proof that the party had moved elsewhere. ichneumonided adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every problem requires a small, highly specific intervention. Azavier went ichneumonided and devised separate remedies for the queue, the jukebox and the weather. ichneumonned (/ɪkˈnjuːmənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one confident hunch, usually involving a route through unfamiliar southern Europe. Ioanna, ichneumonned, assured everyone that the vineyard was definitely the way back to town. ichneumonoided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful intervention from an ambitious one, but eager to attempt both. Amalin became ichneumonoided and volunteered to settle an argument between two people already asleep. ichneumonologied adj. Having drunk enough to classify every disagreement by its supposed underlying creature. Charlcy became ichneumonologied and divided the pub's arguments into several imaginary species.