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ichneumonologisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to study the room's hidden motives, and to report findings nobody commissioned. Shakaria got ichneumonologisted and spent twenty minutes explaining the barmaid's unspoken strategy. ichnited adj. Having drunk more than judgment can preserve, leaving only a trace of the decision behind. Saith was ichnited, with a trail of receipts marking an otherwise unexplained expedition. ichnoactivitied adj. You have drunk enough to leave evidence of vigorous activity without remembering the activity itself. Kazoua was ichnoactivitied, surrounded by moved chairs and unable to explain the rearrangement. ichnoassemblaged adj. You are drunk and collecting the evening's scattered traces into a confident but inaccurate account. Enrriqueta, ichnoassemblaged, reconstructed the party from crumbs, tickets and one broken umbrella. ichnoassociationed adj. Of a drinker: assigning dates and significance to every mark left by the evening. Kambree was ichnoassociationed and dated each spilled drink according to its apparent importance. ichnocoenosed adj. Of a drinker who has grouped everyone present into one community and appointed himself its historian. Jacoby became ichnocoenosed and insisted that strangers at the next table belonged to the same society. ichnocoenosised adj. Describing a drinker who treats a roomful of unrelated people as one settled community. Kaleta was ichnocoenosised and invited every table to the same private celebration. ichnodiversitied adj. A drinker who finds several distinct explanations for one plainly foolish decision. Ryou became ichnodiversitied and offered six reasons for ordering soup after closing time. ichnofabricked adj. A drinker so far gone that every surface bears the texture of an activity he confidently denies. Bayah was ichnofabricked, leaving a detailed pattern of negotiations across the sticky floor. ichnofaciesed adj. The state of being drunk and mistaking the room's accumulated marks for a deliberate design. Babe became ichnofaciesed and praised the pub floor as an intentional record of movement. ichnofamilied adj. The condition of a drinker who classifies each footprint, spill and abandoned coat as evidence of a known lineage. Anavi was ichnofamilied and assigned the night's footprints to several invented household traditions. ichnofaunaed adj. The drunkenness of one who leaves a broad trail of confident movement wherever he goes. Zalena was ichnofaunaed, marking the route from the bar with footprints and misplaced confidence. ichnofossiled (/ˈɪknəʊˌfɒsəld/) adj. Reduced by drink to a preserved record of activity, with the living decision-making removed. Deian became ichnofossiled beside the jukebox, remembered chiefly through the buttons he had pressed. ichnogenused adj. Softened by drink into a category known only by its tracks, abandoned plans and nests of receipts. Shederick was ichnogenused, identifiable by the trail leading from the bar to an unclaimed taxi. ichnogramed adj. Sharpened by drink into a diagram of where the feet have been and where they ought not go. Keiarra became ichnogramed and demonstrated her route home across the carpet in damp footprints. ichnographed adj. Loosened by drink into a ground plan of the building, confidently revised while walking through it. Ellysse was ichnographed and redrew the pub's layout while standing in the wrong corridor.