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IFN'd adj. You are drunk and preventing the evening's viral replication by refusing to speak about it further. Kayanne woke IFN'd and suppressed every emerging account of what happened after midnight. IFO'd adj. You are drunk and mistaking every illuminated exit sign for an identified flying object. Carol-anne got IFO'd and waited beneath the exit sign for the last orders. IFS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that each successive transformation makes the route home less recognisable. Keviana became IFS'd and turned the short walk home into a series of altered landscapes. IFT'd adj. Of a drinker who has completed an improvised flight test and landed heavily in bed. Odet was IFT'd, having reached the sofa by a route no aircraft designer would approve. IFU'd adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every available surface for instructions and followed them confidently. Laragh got IFU'd and read the pub menu as though it required emergency procedures. IFV'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require an armoured vehicle's approach to the stairs, with fire support from the banister. Jabrea came IFV'd through the hallway, using the coat stand as a troop carrier. IG'd adj. You are drunk and responsible for ensuring that the evening conforms to standards nobody has written down. Laterrion got IG'd and demanded that the crisps be arranged according to departmental policy. IGAS'd adj. The state of being drunk and behaving like an unwelcome colony in every room of the house. Rhyleigh was IGAS'd, spreading from the kitchen to the sofa with remarkable efficiency. IGB'd adj. Drunk and inflated with the solemn confidence of a gastric balloon, occupying most of the sofa. Aubreanna was IGB'd and required the sofa to support the full circumference of the evening. IGBT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that your dignity conducts poorly but still switches on when required. Elody got IGBT'd and spent the evening toggling between solemnity and crisps. IGC'd adj. Drunk enough to convene a conference whenever two people disagree about where to stand. Mulani got IGC'd and summoned a formal summit over the location of the spare chairs. IGCSE'd adj. Sharpened by drink into revising the household rules as though tomorrow's breakfast were an examination. Bertran became IGCSE'd and tested Velmarie on the correct location of the teaspoons. IGF'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a likeness of vitality, chiefly expressed through unnecessary opinions. Noellia became IGF'd and delivered a vigorous lecture on the correct use of gravy. IGH'd adj. Drunk to the point where your gearing is internal, your progress indirect, and your hub unhelpful. Dreon became IGH'd and reached the front door by a series of mechanically unnecessary detours. IGHV'd adj. Drunk to the point where every glass of water has acquired a variable region and a separate prognosis. Elijahjohn was IGHV'd, assigning each kitchen glass its own complicated history. IGM'd adj. Slowed by drink to the density of a person dispersed thinly across the whole conversation. Ellora got IGM'd and took several minutes to answer a question nobody remembered asking.