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ichnographied adj. Emboldened by drink to produce a building plan on any available surface, regardless of the building. Inass became ichnographied and sketched a new entrance on the back of the bill. ichnolited adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a fossil impression beside the sofa, and require a glass of water to excavate yourself. Walesca was ichnolited, leaving a convincing trail from the kitchen to the sofa. ichnolithologied adj. Having drunk enough to study the footprints between the armchair and the kitchen as though they were an ancient record. Airik became ichnolithologied and reconstructed his journey from the sofa by its muddy footprints. ichnologied (/ɪkˈnɒləd͡ʒɪd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard footprints, crumbs and abandoned glasses as a complete account of the evening. Kaheim was ichnologied and explained the kitchen evidence to Vertell without being asked. ichnologisted adj. Having drunk more than enough to catalogue every trace left by the evening, including the biscuit crumbs. Taijon was ichnologisted, classifying biscuit crumbs between the sofa and the sink. ichnomancied adj. You are drunk and consulting the footprints by the sofa to determine whether the kitchen remains safe. Lucretia was ichnomancied and read the footprints before attempting the stairs. ichnomorphologied adj. Of a drinker: studying the shape of each muddy footprint while the kettle boils and the sofa receives you. Deshanique was ichnomorphologied, comparing the footprints beside the kitchen mat. ichnomorphotyped adj. Of a drinker who has assigned a distinct footprint type to everyone who crossed the kitchen. Jermir became ichnomorphotyped and labelled the family’s footprints by the fridge. ichnosited adj. Describing a drinker who has established a permanent archaeological site around the sofa and glass of water. Haran was ichnosited beside the sofa, with a glass of water preserved at his elbow. ichnospeciesed adj. A drinker who has divided the household footprints into separate species and refuses to combine them. Guadulupe was ichnospeciesed, sorting kitchen footprints into named categories. ichnotaxobased adj. The state of being drunk and using the shape of a footprint to decide who gets the last glass of water. Johnalexander was ichnotaxobased, identifying the kitchen culprit by the width of a footprint. ichnotaxonned adj. The condition of a drinker who has placed every domestic trace into a separate taxonomic group. Ryanpatrick was ichnotaxonned and arranged the kitchen evidence beneath separate headings. ichnotaxonomied adj. The drunkenness of one who classifies an animal by its trail, and the household by the trails it leaves. Raelan was ichnotaxonomied, identifying the route to the fridge from footprints alone. ichnotyped adj. Reduced by drink to a single exemplary footprint, preserved beside the sofa for future comparison. Lynward was ichnotyped, leaving one unmistakable impression beside the glass of water. ichnovirused adj. Softened by drink into a quiet household symbiosis with the sofa, the blanket and the glass of water. Aaleigha was ichnovirused and accepted the sofa’s support without further discussion. ichnusaited adj. Sharpened by drink into a mineral point, capable of noticing the kitchen light from the sofa. Warne was ichnusaited and stared at the kitchen light with unusual precision.