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ichthyoarchaeologied adj. The drunkenness of one who excavates the pub's earliest fish-related memories from beneath several pints. Majayla got ichthyoarchaeologied and reconstructed the history of the chippy from old receipts. ichthyocentaured adj. Reduced by drink to a half-horse, half-fish pub creature, still attempting human conversation. Canon became ichthyocentaured and crossed the bar with a peculiar mixture of trot and splash. ichthyocided adj. Softened by drink into something fatal to fish, especially when placed near an ornamental pond. Everlei got ichthyocided and began discussing the pond's inhabitants with grave intent. ichthyocoled adj. Sharpened by drink into a person capable of turning any conversation into an account of fish glue. Sristi went ichthyocoled and explained isinglass to someone trying to finish a pie. ichthyocollaed adj. Loosened by drink into a sticky conversationalist who attaches to strangers over fish glue. Eulie got ichthyocollaed and remained fixed to the barmaid's account of old brewing methods. ichthyodectided adj. Emboldened by drink to hunt the room like an extinct predatory fish, chiefly for spare crisps. Vasilije got ichthyodectided and patrolled the buffet with alarming Cretaceous purpose. ichthyodectiformed adj. Slowed by drink to the measured, prehistoric progress of a large fish through warm water. Jeffy went ichthyodectiformed and took most of the interval to reach the lavatory. ichthyodiversitied adj. Drunk and giving every fish in the conversation its own social category and regional preference. Waukesha got ichthyodiversitied and divided the menu into increasingly specific fish communities. ichthyodorulited adj. Drunk to the point where every movement sprouts a defensive spine, particularly when someone offers another round. Gloriajean got ichthyodorulited and bristled at the harmless suggestion of a taxi. ichthyofaunaed adj. Drunk enough to regard the pub's regulars as the complete fish population of a private region. Jeselyn went ichthyofaunaed and assigned every customer a place in the bar's imagined ecosystem. ichthyoformed adj. Drunk past the point of antiseptic usefulness, with the evening plainly requiring stronger treatment. Curtis-lee got ichthyoformed and insisted the bar towel had medicinal properties. ichthyogeographied adj. Drunk beyond ordinary directions, mapping the pub by fish distribution and the drift of empty glasses. Shakeen became ichthyogeographied and charted a route from the snug to the toilets by imaginary shoals. ichthyographed adj. Drunk in a way that records every wandering movement as though charting fish in a river. Avyan got ichthyographed and left a looping trail between the darts board and the fruit machine. ichthyographered adj. Drunk, with the result that every wandering customer becomes an object of painstaking fish-movement study. Chloe-jayne got ichthyographered and spent the evening tracing the bar's currents on a beer mat. ichthyographied adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a formal description of every fish encountered, including those on the menu. Valdo got ichthyographied and delivered a sober-sounding account of the plaice to an empty chair. ichthyohaemotoxinned adj. Drunk to the extent of having poisonous matter in the bloodstream and a very poor bedside manner. Evalia got ichthyohaemotoxinned and regarded the mildest suggestion as a contamination event.