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iconolatered adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a useful handrail and an object of worship. Tilla got iconolatered and knelt beside the banister before beginning the descent. iconolatried (/ˌaɪ.kəˈnɒ.lə.triːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every picture an aid to worship and every corridor a pilgrimage. Annet became iconolatried and made a slow circuit of the pub’s framed pictures. iconologied (/aɪkəˈnɒlədʒid/) adj. A drinker who reads the evening's coats, glasses and receipts as significant visual symbols. Zonnie got iconologied and found a message in the arrangement of empty glasses. iconologisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every symbol requires analysis before you can safely cross the room. Emeline got iconologisted and delivered a theory of the exit sign while missing the doorway. iconomachied adj. The state of being drunk and hostile to every image encountered on the journey home. Kellyanne grew iconomachied and turned each advertising poster towards the wall. iconomachisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every picture in the pub is treated as an opponent. Hylee became iconomachisted and objected to the framed prints above the bar. iconomaniaed adj. The condition of a drinker who gives every badge, sign and small picture the devotion due a shrine. Dashauna got iconomaniaed and saluted the pub's little brass signs. iconomatographied adj. The drunkenness of one who writes the evening in symbols, with a sketch for every round. Magalis became iconomatographied and recorded the taxi arrangements in tiny pictures. iconometered adj. Reduced by drink to framing every view through an imaginary finder before moving on. Olivea got iconometered and composed the taxi rank through an invisible square. iconometried (/ˌaɪkəˈnɑmətɹid/) adj. Softened by drink into measuring every badge and picture by eye, rather than finding the way home. Pransh became iconometried and compared the pub signs by proportion. iconophiled adj. Sharpened by drink into loving every illustration, logo and notice within reach. Nealey got iconophiled and praised the warning symbol on the bus shelter. iconophilied adj. Slowed by drink to admire each picture encountered, including those on discarded receipts. Jennylee became iconophilied and paused before every poster on the station stairs. iconophilismed adj. Loosened by drink into affectionate admiration of pictures, badges and whatever the evening provides. Telissa became iconophilismed and hugged the illuminated exit sign. iconophilisted adj. Emboldened by drink to catalogue the pub's imagery for anyone still listening. Nadjah got iconophilisted and lectured the cloakroom queue on the merits of each badge. iconophobiaed adj. Drunk and avoiding every picture, sign and emblem as though it might demand an explanation. Coddy got iconophobiaed and walked backwards past the pub's painted logo. iconoplasted adj. Drunk to the point where every receipt, menu and ticket becomes material for a new emblem. Nathanal got iconoplasted and redesigned the last-orders notice in spilled lager.