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IGN'd adj. The drunkenness of one who can remember only the name used during last night's game. Freidy was IGN'd, introducing herself by a username she had retired years ago. IGO'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require an international committee before deciding where to sit. Harbin was IGO'd, convening representatives from three tables to settle the matter of his coat. IGT'd adj. Drunk beyond keeping the household instructions in one text, with glosses for the kettle, sofa and water. Khyro became IGT'd and supplied interlinear notes for operating the television. IGZO'd (/ˈɪɡ.zəʊd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who conducts light conversation poorly but remains surprisingly visible in the dark. Annalee was IGZO'd, glowing faintly beside the stairs while failing to conduct an exchange. IH'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every pub conversation as an industrial hygiene inspection. Kaibren, IH'd, objected to the sticky table on grounds of workplace cleanliness. IHC'd adj. Having drunk enough to find specific proteins in the room, but not the doorway home. Yaileny got IHC'd and searched the wallpaper for the particular proteins responsible for her balance. IHD'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a damaged social circulation, with every exchange arriving under pressure. Kadien was IHD'd and made the same toast circulate through four unrelated conversations. IHH'd adj. Still drunk, and advancing towards the sofa with the cautious dignity of a nocturnal animal. Omer was IHH'd, pausing beneath the lamp before crossing the carpet. IHL'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns breakfast into a regulated conflict, with strict rules about toast and tea. Nakitia was IHL'd, enforcing a ceasefire until the coffee had cooled. IHP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and spending freely in denominations no longer recognised by the morning. Estine was IHP'd and paid for the taxi with a commemorative token. IHRL'd adj. Drunk beyond remembering the rules, yet still citing them carefully whenever someone approaches the bedroom door. Joshewa was IHRL'd, defending his right to silence while asking for more water. IHSS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to maintain a clear route from the bar to the exit. Jira was IHSS'd and developed a pronounced detour around the coat stand. IHT'd adj. Drunk to the point where every drink is assessed as though the beneficiaries will be charged for it. Ubaidullah became IHT'd and calculated the tax liability of each abandoned pint. IHV'd adj. Describing a drinker who supplies his own hardware, but has lost the vendor for the software. Anujin was IHV'd, with legs present but no compatible instructions installed. IHVS'd adj. Still drunk, and navigating the route home as though the roads had intelligent systems but no driver. Drae was IHVS'd by breakfast, selecting routes with great confidence and no visible destination. II'd adj. Of a drinker who has bypassed the evening's customary checks and entered directly into nonsense. Yostina arrived II'd, having apparently crossed the doorway without passing through sobriety.