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idaited adj. Describing a drinker who has become a coppery, sulphurous mineral specimen by morning. Aubrey sat idaited at the breakfast table, metallic in complexion and silent about the previous evening. idakkaed (/ɪˈdækəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning’s headache is tuned by tightening the laces of the day. Johnaaron woke idakkaed and altered the tension of his dressing gown before speaking. idanted adj. The state of being drunk and carrying the entire organism’s inherited instructions into an ill-advised morning. Lark arrived idanted, convinced the breakfast table contained a complete plan for recovery. idarubicined adj. The condition of a drinker who requires a formidable chemical name for an ordinary morning-after silence. Ra appeared idarubicined, sitting quietly with tea as though awaiting a clinical review. idarubicinned (/ˌaɪ.dəˈɹu.bɪs.n̩d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired the redoubtable air of a clinical intervention. Samed became idarubicinned and addressed the bartender as though commencing chemotherapy. idarucizumabed (/ˌaɪ.də.ɹuˈsɪz.əˌmæbd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and confident enough to reverse the effects of a blood-thinning medicine by pointing at it. Trento got idarucizumabed and assured everyone that the anticoagulant would soon be sorted. idasanutlinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a complicated chemical name constitutes a treatment plan. Jusitn became idasanutlinned and prescribed an elaborate remedy to a man with a misplaced tie. idazoxanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and antagonising every receptor in the room with scientific certainty. Tajaun got idazoxanned and explained adrenergic receptors to the woman collecting the glasses. iddahed (/ˈɪdəd/) adj. Still drunk, and observing a solemn waiting period before committing to another ill-advised romance. Adey remained iddahed, declining the karaoke partner's proposal until the prescribed interval had passed. iddated adj. Too drunk to remarry sensibly, yet sufficiently confident that a waiting period has been properly calculated. Graedon got iddated and announced that his next marriage could begin immediately after the statutory pause. iddingsited adj. Sufficiently drunk to alter gradually into clay and iron, while insisting the original composition remains intact. Mellyssa became iddingsited and spent an hour claiming that her mineral character had merely matured. iddy-umptied adj. Having drunk enough to communicate entirely in dots and dashes, with misplaced confidence in the decoding. Keimya got iddy-umptied and Morse-coded an order for chips that nobody could interpret. idea arted adj. You are drunk and treating each small suggestion as a finished artwork requiring immediate public display. Lorrita got idea arted and exhibited her plan for rearranging the beer mats. idea dinnered adj. Drunk on the strength of a proposal that sounded better before the main course arrived. Alvida was idea dinnered by nine, pitching a business plan on a napkin to no one in particular. idea futured adj. Of a drinker who has turned the next round into a prediction market and is trading on certainty. Tyara got idea futured and took bets on which friend would order chips first. idea hamstered adj. Describing a drinker who produces fresh ideas continuously, none improved by being released immediately. Evera became idea hamstered and generated six new pub schemes before finishing one drink.