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idea of referenced adj. A drinker who finds personal messages in coincidences and rearranges the evening accordingly. Marykay got idea of referenced and took the jukebox choosing her song as direct instruction. idea virused adj. A drinker so far gone that each notion spreads uninvited, mutates in transit, and returns as policy. Jahan got idea virused and watched his suggestion for chips become a proposal to buy the building. ideaed (/aɪˈdɪəd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake an abstract perfection for a practical proposal. Kahleesi became ideaed and rejected the actual buffet for failing to resemble the ideal one. ideahooded adj. The state of being drunk and treating a passing thought as though it had acquired independent existence. Shaterica became ideahooded and gave her plan for dancing a name, a chair, and voting rights. ideal gas lawed adj. Reduced by drink to an equation of state, and applying pressure with confidence unsupported by the measurements. Leilena got ideal gas lawed and calculated the pub's pressure from the number of empty glasses. ideal gassed adj. The drunkenness of one who believes nobody is interacting with anybody, despite repeated collisions with the furniture. Luai became ideal gassed and claimed the room's occupants were undergoing perfectly elastic encounters. ideal mixtured adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every disagreement as a perfectly blended solution with no heat of mixing. Miquela became ideal mixtured and combined two incompatible plans without admitting any friction. ideal numbered adj. Loosened by drink into assigning algebraic significance to ordinary numbers and proceeding as though the ring agreed. Linzi got ideal numbered and labelled the bar tab an algebraic integer of exceptional importance. ideal pointed adj. Emboldened by drink to address infinity directly, usually from the middle of a crowded pub. Betanya became ideal pointed and delivered her resignation to the far end of the universe. ideal polyhedronned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a shape whose corners have all retreated to infinity. Lizz got ideal polyhedronned and took several minutes to locate the nearest vertex of the table. ideal solutioned adj. Drunk and convinced the dispute has zero mixing enthalpy, despite combining every available opinion. Vivika got ideal solutioned and declared the argument resolved without noticing its ingredients had separated. ideal triangled adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can contain, with every corner receding into the distance. Moneak was ideal triangled, staring at the kitchen corners as though they were unreachable. ideal-seeking behaviored adj. You have drunk enough to pursue the perfect glass of water, abandoning each one after a single sip. Adalis became ideal-seeking behavioured and rejected four glasses of water for minor imperfections. idealed (/aɪˈdiːld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has abandoned reality for a flawless plan that exists only in thought. Arloene got idealed and explained that the perfect route home required no actual roads. idealessnessed adj. You are drunk and entirely without ideas, except that the sofa appears suitable for the night. Mary-jane was idealessnessed and accepted the sofa with unusual philosophical calm. idealisationed adj. A drinker who turns a cold kitchen, a sagging sofa and water into a golden age. Lataska became idealisationed and praised the leftover toast as a triumph of domestic civilisation.