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ideationed (/ˌaɪ.diˈeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk enough to conceptualise a glass of water so vividly that standing up seems unnecessary. Catrease was ideationed, visualising hydration from the safest corner of the sofa. ideatored adj. Drunk past the point of merely having an idea and into appointing yourself responsible for it. Hinatea was ideatored and took charge of supplying the sofa with blankets. idebenoled adj. Drunk beyond the point where the kitchen's quinolic pharmacology can improve the evening's decisions. Flavie was idebenoled and searched the cupboard for a remedy that was not there. idebenoned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves cognition negotiating separately with the sofa and the kitchen. Zelphia became idebenoned and attempted to treat the sofa as a neuromuscular aid. ided (/aɪdd/) adj. Of a drinker: drifting through the morning like a northern river fish, cold, pale and directionless. Shondra was ided by breakfast, moving silently between the kettle and the window. idee fixed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still committed to the idea that the closed kitchen will reopen for you. Brogan became idee fixed on obtaining chips from a kitchen that had shut an hour earlier. idelalisibed adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen appears to require prolonged treatment and the sofa becomes clinical. Donatella was idelalisibed and prescribed the sofa several hours of observation. ideled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the glass of water invertibly connected to every route through the room. Devaughn was ideled, finding that every path from the sofa led back to the same mug. idemfactored adj. A drinker so far gone that every repeated gesture is both the first and the same as the last. Kesavan, idemfactored, raised the same toast to the same table until Elzenia fetched a taxi. idempotenced adj. The state of being drunk and unchanged by another round, except for greater confidence in the original mistake. Rosario stayed idempotenced, ordering the same bitter and making the same argument to Saimi. idempotencied adj. The condition of a drinker who repeats the same pub decision without altering its result. Adeel grew idempotencied, choosing the same stool whenever Daronte moved him elsewhere. idempotented (/aɪ.dəmˈpoʊ.təntd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who makes the same move again and expects a different landing. Domynick, idempotented, attempted the same shortcut to the lavatory and met the same chair. idempotentnessed adj. Reduced by drink to repeating one settled opinion, with further rounds producing no amendment. Yejun became idempotentnessed, returning to the same point whenever Keyasia changed the subject. idented (/ˈaɪdɛntd/) adj. Softened by drink into requiring a card before recognising people already known to you. Jhayden got idented and asked Ovid for identification despite having shared the taxi with him. identical twinned adj. Loosened by drink into producing two indistinguishable versions of yourself, both seeking the same last bus. Erilyn was identical twinned beside Masatoshi, each apologising for the other's spilled lager. identicaled (/ɪˈdɛntɪkl̩d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every similar-looking object as precisely the same one. Maxx became identicaled, insisting each pint glass was the one Whitmore had just used.