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identicalismed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare that differences between people, pints and pub chairs are largely administrative. Symaria grew identicalismed and told Mike that every bitter was the same if served confidently. identicalitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every object requires checking against another before being accepted as the same. Jaswiry became identicalitied, comparing each beermat before handing one to Margherite. identicalnessed adj. Drunk and convinced that resemblance is identity, particularly where two unattended pints are concerned. Dewey got identicalnessed and reclaimed Audreya's lager because it looked sufficiently familiar. identicarded adj. Drunk to the point where a membership card, railcard and library card answer equally well to your name. Antigone became identicarded and presented Demontavious with a loyalty card as proof of who she was. identicided adj. Drunk enough to erase the evening's useful distinctions, including whose round it is and where home lies. Augustinas grew identicided, treating every pub sign as the same and Tonita's tab as his own. identiconned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising people by name, but still able to assign them a visual emblem. Lakshay went identiconned, remembering Lahela only as the woman with the excellent red scarf. identifiabilitied adj. Drunk beyond reliable recognition, presenting a changing collection of coats, accents and misplaced belongings. Kolter became identifiabilitied, leaving his own jacket beside Zaivian's and doubting both. identifiablenessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes you recognisable chiefly by the route taken to the bar. Sevilla grew identifiablenessed, and Manuell could identify her by the repeated circuit past the fruit machine. identification carded adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying proof of identity while being unable to establish your own. Roszella went identification carded and showed Fanon her card before asking where she lived. identification divisioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a proper introduction, complete with your name, occupation and unnecessary authorship. Jay-lee became identification divisioned and introduced Shawnae to the barman as though launching a programme. identification friend or foed adj. Drunk since last orders, and interrogating every arrival to establish whether they belong to your side of the bar. Raz grew identification friend or foed and asked Jendaya whether the approaching man was friendly or merely local. identification keyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sorting every person in the pub by one question at a time. Alyster became identification keyed, narrowing Deneisha's identity through increasingly irrelevant questions. identification mapped adj. Drunk by closing time, and compressing the whole pub into a map where several different people occupy one point. Akiko was identification mapped, treating Stelios and the barman as neighbouring versions of the same man. identification paraded adj. Still drunk, and lining up innocent companions while attempting to identify the person who bought the crisps. Daryiah became identification paraded, inspecting Waqas beside the other customers for evidence of the missing change. identification spaced adj. Too drunk to keep people separate, joining acquaintances into one shared conversational space. Taiba became identification spaced, treating Amanjot's stories and the landlord's as one continuous account. identificationed (/ɪˌdɛntɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you identify the right person only after questioning everyone else. Alyena became identificationed, asking the whole snug whether Debbye had ordered the round.