identifieed
identity functioned

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identifieed adj. Loosened by drink into identifying everyone present, including the coat stand. Alessi became identifieed and assigned names to the coat stand and umbrella. identifiered adj. Emboldened by drink to establish the identity of every unattended glass. Autiana identifiered every unattended glass before considering the crisps.
identifyeed adj. Drunk to the point where every person present seems to await formal identification. Line became identifyeed and stood beside the door awaiting official recognition. identifyinged adj. Drunk enough to turn the evening into one prolonged act of establishing who is who. Eldena got identifyinged and checked everyone’s name against the seating plan. identikited (/aɪˈdɛntɪkɪtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising friends without reconstructing their faces from strips. identismed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every thought and every brain cell are the same thing, and equally qualified to order the next round. Euron got identismed and argued that his headache was simply his brain asking for another round. identitarianed (/aɪˌdɛntɪˈtɛəɹi.ənd/) adj. Drunk beyond allegiance to any group except the people currently nearest the crisps. Shaeley became identitarianed and declared the sofa a distinct cultural nation. identitarianismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor difference acquires constitutional importance. Jaydun became identitarianismed and separated the room by preferred sandwich filling. identitied (/aɪˈdɛntɪtid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you and the person in the mirror are again the same thing. Laquaya became identitied and toasted her reflection as a long-lost equal. identity brokered adj. Drunk on the strength of connecting every guest with an appropriate provider of refreshments. Jakorian became identity brokered and matched strangers with the correct crisps. identity carded adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced every object requires a badge. identity crisised adj. Drunk by closing time, and uncertain whether the person ordering chips is still you. Bernadean became identity crisised and asked the kebab shop which version of him had arrived. identity deathed adj. Still drunk, and having briefly dissolved the self before discovering another round. identity documented adj. Too drunk to prove who you are without producing paperwork for the bar staff. Gabia became identity documented and showed three cards before ordering water. identity elemented adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave every conversation unchanged, whatever operation is applied. Eldren became identity elemented and contributed precisely the same remark to every discussion.
identity functioned adj. Having drunk enough to return every question unchanged, including ‘Where are you going?’ Elezabeth became identity functioned and answered every query with its exact wording.
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