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identity functored adj. Having drunk more than the category permits, while mapping every object back to itself. Shakeisha became identity functored and returned each misplaced coat to its owner. identity matrixed adj. You have drunk enough to become a square array with ones down the diagonal and nowhere else. Bernhard became identity matrixed and stood four-square beside the bar. identity morphismed adj. You are drunk and return every conversation unchanged to the person who began it. Assumpta became identity morphismed and sent every complaint back to its originator. identity paraded adj. Of a drinker: presenting several similar coats to witnesses, then selecting the wrong one. Danzel became identity paraded and asked the cloakroom to identify his indistinguishable coat. identity policed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the queue for chips for a tribunal on belonging. Shastity became identity policed and challenged a stranger’s right to stand near the condiments. identity policinged adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every introduction requires official inspection, including your own. Phares got identity policinged and requested documentation from a man who had merely said hello. identity politicianed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every introduction into a campaign speech about who belongs where. Alycea got identity politicianed and assigned everyone at the table a constituency. identity politicsed adj. Drunk, with the result that every social slight is sorted into a constituency before anyone can finish apologising. Dariyah became identity politicsed and divided the dinner into competing interest groups. identity propertied adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every conversation as an operation that leaves the other person unchanged. Reef became identity propertied and explained the arithmetic of introductions to the coat stand. identity providered adj. Drunk on the strength of supplying credentials to strangers, whether requested or not. Shawndrea got identity providered and authenticated Yaciel to three people at the bar. identity restorationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring the company to restore the person who arrived before the aliases began. Yaricelis became identity restorationed, while Beliz reconstructed her evening from receipts. identity thefted adj. Drunk by the third round, and answering to another person's name with alarming administrative confidence. Nybria went identity thefted and introduced Dauntay as herself to the landlord. identitylessnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and so without a fixed self that companions must answer on your behalf. Phylea became identitylessnessed and asked Foxley which of them had ordered the taxi. ideocracied (/ˌɪdiˈɒkɹəsid/) adj. Still drunk, and governing the table by one unalterable idea: everyone else should agree. Shamonda went ideocracied and imposed a single policy on Lotta's choice of crisps. ideocrated adj. Too drunk to accept a second idea, yet sufficiently convinced to administer the first. Alegacy got ideocrated and appointed Hope-elizabeth minister of finding the missing umbrella. ideogenied adj. Sufficiently drunk to trace every thought back to its origin, including thoughts nobody had voiced. Raynah became ideogenied and asked Faiq where the suggestion of chips had first arisen.