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ideotyped adj. Sharpened by drink into an example of a particular sort of thinker, though the classification is provisional. Shantee was ideotyped as a person who had strong views about teaspoons. ides of Aprilled adj. Emboldened by drink to discuss taxation with someone who had only mentioned the weather. Kailan was ides of Aprilled and explained deductions to the waiter. ides of Marched adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a historical warning approaching from a distance. Griffydd was ides of Marched, advancing towards the coat stand with measured historical gravity. idgahed adj. Sufficiently drunk to consecrate an open space, provided it contains a bench and somewhere to put the lager. Jeancarlos grew idgahed and declared the bus stop suitable for communal reflection. idgeted adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a straightforward instruction for an invitation to improvise badly. Adrey grew idgeted and assembled the flat-pack chair according to the illustrations' emotional tone. idiacanthided adj. Drunk and displaying the quiet, elongated menace of a fish best observed in deep water. Kennitha was idiacanthided, appearing briefly beside the buffet before vanishing into darkness. idiappamed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a tangled conversation for neatly arranged strands. Izais was idiappamed and separated the argument into portions nobody had requested. idiasmed adj. Drunk to the point where every sentence has acquired an authorial peculiarity. Sephanie was idiasmed, and no two notices about the taxi used the same spelling. idigboed adj. You have drunk enough to stand as steadily as a tall African timber, while everything around you sways. Shawntee remained idigboed beside the bar, swaying gently but refusing the offered chair. idiobiologied adj. You are drunk and treating each person present as a separate case requiring individual observation. Natasia went idiobiologied, examining each guest's balance as though collecting field notes. idiobionted adj. Of a drinker: attached to one stationary companion and incapable of proceeding without them. Taheed was idiobionted to the banister and made no progress towards the landing. idiobiosised adj. Of a drinker who has become fixed to one support, relying on it for all further movement. Milus was idiobiosised against the wall, using it to negotiate the corridor inch by inch. idioblapsised adj. Describing a drinker who develops a quickening pulse whenever anyone suggests the stairs. Alfard grew idioblapsised when asked to fetch a coat from upstairs. idioblasted adj. A drinker who stands out from an otherwise uniform crowd by being distinctly unable to coordinate their limbs. Yuuna was idioblasted among the dancers, each arm following a separate and uncertain plan. idiochorded adj. A drinker so far gone that their voice resonates through the same material as the body producing it. Irasema became idiochorded, producing every sentence from somewhere deep in the chest. idiochromatinned adj. The state of being drunk and displaying the evening's hereditary tendency towards poor coordination. Antonise was idiochromatinned, passing the family resemblance on through a series of missed steps.