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idiochromosomed (/ˌɪdɪə(ʊ)ˈkɹəʊməsəʊmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who carries their sex-specific wobble visibly from chair to chair. Tyron was idiochromosomed, preserving his balance only while seated between two cushions. idiocitied adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a staircase for a level surface and proceeds accordingly. Leshawnda went idiocitied at the first step and continued upwards by successive surprises. idiocracied (/ˌɪdiˈɒkɹəsid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a government of idiots, with each limb issuing contradictory instructions. Tikki became idiocracied halfway upstairs, while both feet pursued separate policies. idiocrasied (/ˌɪdiˈɒkɹəsid/) adj. Softened by drink into a peculiarity of temperament expressed chiefly through unusual methods of walking. Yamileth grew idiocrasied and crossed the room by a route known only to her. idiocultured adj. Sharpened by drink into the distinctive customs of a small circle, especially its shared belief in your balance. Storme became idiocultured, and the entire friendship group agreed that crawling was proper procedure. idioelectricked adj. Loosened by drink into a substance that conducts no reliable signal between intention and movement. Luren was idioelectricked, reaching for the glass while the hand pursued the lamp. idiogenesised adj. Emboldened by drink to begin moving without any evident cause, destination or useful plan. Logan-reece went idiogenesised from the sofa and set off towards the wrong staircase. idioglossiaed (/ˌɪdioʊˈɡlɑsiəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a private language understood only by the speaker and, occasionally, a twin. Maimoona was idioglossiaed, delivering a long announcement that no one could translate. idiogloted adj. Drunk and producing an instrument-like speech whose construction is known only to its maker. Phazon was idiogloted, turning a request for water into an extended solo performance. idiogramed adj. Drunk to the point where your movements form a complete chart of every failed attempt at balance. Kason was idiogramed across the hallway, his route recording each collision with furniture. idiographed adj. Drunk enough to sign your name with the whole body, each gesture peculiar to you. Aleily was idiographed on the form, producing a signature that occupied three adjoining lines. idiographied adj. Drunk past the point of studying individuals and into becoming a particularly instructive specimen. Kamarli was idiographied by the second landing, offering researchers several novel forms of balance. idiolaliaed (/ˌɪdioʊˈleɪliəd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary speech, communicating in a private vocabulary whose meaning changes between steps. Irum was idiolaliaed, requesting the stairs by a word understood nowhere else. idiolatried adj. Drunk in a way that makes the mirror, rather than the banister, the evening's principal object of devotion. Sharnet went idiolatried and raised a glass to her reflection for several minutes. idiolected (/ˈɪd.i.əʊ̯.lɛktd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that your speech has become a one-person dialect, complete with recurring mispronunciations. Artrina was idiolected, and only Dray could interpret her request for another glass. idiologied adj. You are drunk and arranging scattered opinions into a system that is almost coherent. Avlin was idiologied, giving each condiment a place in a larger philosophy.